Category: POLITICS

Inside Last Night’s Sinn Féin Rally

A DELEGATION from Waterford Whispers News attended last night’s undemocratic ‘rally’ for Sinn Féin, in a bid to expose the dangerous movement growing in our country following the recent general election which left us teetering on the brink of anarchy. We assembled outside Liberty Hall before the doors opened, making sure to travel in numbers… Read more »

Assange Really Hoping Cell Guards Are Talking About Some Other Prisoner Hanging Himself

THE banter between the guards outside the cell of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange have been getting a ‘little too Epsteiney’ for his liking, a source close to the beleaguered former journalist has confirmed. Assange’s nerves, already frayed thanks to this week’s ongoing extradition hearing in London, are being calmed by his team who have assured… Read more »

“Voting For Sinn Féin Could Unlock Portal To 1970s Belfast” Warns Fine Gael & Fianna Fáil

CONSULTING a whiteboard with hastily written plot outlines from Hollywood time travel sci-fi movies on it, Micheál Martin and Leo Varadkar have been frantically explaining why 24.5% of the Irish voting public could have set off a sequence of events that could result in a rip in the space time continuum. “Marginalised Loyalist paramilitaries could… Read more »

Syrian Army Happy To Oblige Laughing Girl

WERE you one of the hundreds of thousands of people who were moved by the story of 3-year-old Salwa Mohammad this week, after her father Abdullah posted a viral video of her giggling with glee as missile strikes rained down close to their house? Well, you weren’t alone; the Syrian government announced today they’re going… Read more »

Trump Posthumously Pardons Jeffrey Epstein

THE PRESIDENTIAL pardons recently put in motion by Donald Trump continue apace with his most high profile pardon now extending to deceased old acquaintance and notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Not content with releasing some swamp monsters back into an undrained swamp by pardoning a corrupt politician guilty of trying to sell a Senate seat… Read more »