TAKING a break from so-called ‘exploratory talks between his party and Fianna Fáil over a failure to find anything to disagree on, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has returned momentarily to his favourite pastime which some people have labeled as hysterical scaremongering regarding Sinn Féin. “Sinn Féin are not a normal party; further proof of this is… Read more »
IN ORDER to get the rapid and well resourced response they deserve, the flood hit communities of Ireland have donned face masks and started fake coughing to get the government’s attention, WWN can confirm. While coughing is not normally viewed as a solution to flooding, locals living along the River Shannon and elsewhere are hoping… Read more »
A DELEGATION from Waterford Whispers News attended last night’s undemocratic ‘rally’ for Sinn Féin, in a bid to expose the dangerous movement growing in our country following the recent general election which left us teetering on the brink of anarchy. We assembled outside Liberty Hall before the doors opened, making sure to travel in numbers… Read more »
THE banter between the guards outside the cell of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange have been getting a ‘little too Epsteiney’ for his liking, a source close to the beleaguered former journalist has confirmed. Assange’s nerves, already frayed thanks to this week’s ongoing extradition hearing in London, are being calmed by his team who have assured… Read more »
CONSUMER CONFIDENCE in Irish Democracy has plummeted as news of the mooted merger between industry leading Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael spreads. Off the back of recent job losses and a significant reduction in their market share, the two former-blue chip entities are rumoured to be spending much of the day discussing a merger, however,… Read more »
NEARLY 1,000 people attending a Sinn Féin rally in Cork yesterday were said to be ‘left not wanting for anything’ after miraculously being fed with just a handful of bread, fish and fresh promises, handed down by leader Mary Lou McDonald. Making her way down the river Lee on foot, hundreds gathered to witness the… Read more »
CONSULTING a whiteboard with hastily written plot outlines from Hollywood time travel sci-fi movies on it, Micheál Martin and Leo Varadkar have been frantically explaining why 24.5% of the Irish voting public could have set off a sequence of events that could result in a rip in the space time continuum. “Marginalised Loyalist paramilitaries could… Read more »
WERE you one of the hundreds of thousands of people who were moved by the story of 3-year-old Salwa Mohammad this week, after her father Abdullah posted a viral video of her giggling with glee as missile strikes rained down close to their house? Well, you weren’t alone; the Syrian government announced today they’re going… Read more »
HERE’S what’s in store for all new and returning TDs as the 33rd Dáil sits for the first time. There will be considerable back-to-Dáil traffic in Dublin City as eager parents drop their TD children off at the gates of Leinster House. Expect the mounting of pavements and parking on double yellow lines. To signal… Read more »
THE PRESIDENTIAL pardons recently put in motion by Donald Trump continue apace with his most high profile pardon now extending to deceased old acquaintance and notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Not content with releasing some swamp monsters back into an undrained swamp by pardoning a corrupt politician guilty of trying to sell a Senate seat… Read more »