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Shitshow Downgraded To Total Fucking Disaster
RATINGS agency Moody’s has downgraded the Irish Presidential election from a ‘shitshow’ to a ‘total fucking disaster’ following the exit ... -
Gardaí Warn Public To Ignore Non-AI Prank Where Government Left 16,353 Homeless In Hotels
A VIRAL non-AI prank which has been spreading across the country for the past six years, where the government has ... -
“We’re Very Close, Heather. Soon It Will Be All Ours Again To Give Back To ...
DRIFTING into an amnesic trance, presidential hopeful Heather Humphreys became transfixed on the pearl necklace around her neck, its glow ... -
Flock Of Suppliers Queue Up Behind Blank Cheque Book After Metrolink Get Planning Green Light
THE DIN OF a low rumbling sound that only grew louder was reported by residents surrounding the Department of Transport ... -
Biased Media Campaign Against Catherine Connolly Using Facts To Smear Her
STOOPING LOWER than was thought possible even for the gutter Irish press, a number of biased outlets have engaged in ... -
€7mn Information Campaign Launched To Make Public Bodies Aware Of Real Cost Of Bike Sheds
IN AN EFFORT to finally bring an end to the highly embarrassing parade of wasteful spending which reared its ugly ... -
Loads Of Brown Lads Deported This Week So Shut Your Holes, Dept Of Justice Confirms
AN official statement from the Department of Justice this week highlighted it has deported loads of brown lads this week, ... -
Presidential Candidates Fiercely Advocate Political Positions Constitution Forbids Them From Expressing Once In Office
AS ANOTHER DAY on the campaign trail gets underway, presidential candidates are once again pressing the flesh, attending easy photo ... -
China Urged To Consider Lengthy ‘Irish Style’ Tribunal With No Consequences In Corrupt Politician Death ...
TÁNAISTE AND MINISTER for Foreign Affairs Simon Harris has urged China to reconsider the death sentence imposed on its former ... -
“I Will Return In Seven Of Your Years” Maria Steen Bids Farewell Before Entering Portal ...
FAILED Presidential candidate Maria Steen promised her conservative supporters yesterday evening that she will return for the next election, before ...
