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Dozens Rescued From Spire After Jokers Erect Fake Polling Station Sign
SO FAR 47 voters have been rescued from Dublin’s Spire after a fake “Polling Station” sign was attached to it ... -
Higgins & Wife Sabina Giving Áras A Good Scrub In Hopes Of Getting Security Deposit ...
FRANTICALLY bleaching the Áras bathrooms, President Michael D. Higgins and his wife Sabina have been spotted giving the presidential residence ... -
Heather Humphreys Attends Emergency Samba Soccer Academy In Bid To Make Up Gap In Polls
A CRACK team of futsol loving Brazilians have been brought to a GAA pitch in Monaghan as part of a ... -
EXCLUSIVE: Catherine Connolly Shared Netflix Account Password To Numerous Non Subscribers
In more damning revelations about the queen of political controversy, left-wing Presidential hopeful Catherine Connolly was unavailable for comment today ... -
Coalition Encourages Taxpayers To Donate Any Gains In Budget To Help Pay Data Centres’ Energy ...
“YOU MIGHT still be skipping gaily down the street after finding out you’re €500 worse off in real terms, but ... -
Maria Steen Turning Up At Gates Of The Áras Refusing To Leave Until She’s Made ...
A WOMAN who has never been a presidential candidate or appeared on a ballot paper has taken up residence outside ... -
“You’ll Get Nothing & You’ll Like It” Government Confirms Ahead Of Budget 2026
“THERE’S NO NEED to bribe you with giveaways there’s no general election coming up” The government has been clear ahead ... -
“Record Homeless Children Is Fine, But Picking Jim Gavin Over One Of Us Is Unforgivable” ...
HUGE PRESSURE is building on Fianna Fáil leader and Taoiseach Micheál Martin as the campaign for his pick for the ... -
Shitshow Downgraded To Total Fucking Disaster
RATINGS agency Moody’s has downgraded the Irish Presidential election from a ‘shitshow’ to a ‘total fucking disaster’ following the exit ... -
Gardaí Warn Public To Ignore Non-AI Prank Where Government Left 16,353 Homeless In Hotels
A VIRAL non-AI prank which has been spreading across the country for the past six years, where the government has ...









