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Exhausted Government Take Rest Of Year Off After Re-Announcing Spending Plans They Had Already Announced
“A HERCULEAN EFFORT” one government insider said, describing the tireless efforts of the government to invite the media to the ... -
State With Track Record Of Getting Hacked Says It Can Be Trusted To Roll Out ...
MINISTER FOR Media Patrick O’Donovan has announced the government’s intention to ape Austrlia’s recent move to limit internet access for ... -
“The Video Got Some Views In Fairness”: Minister For Housing Celebrates Finally Hitting A Target
THE SOUND OF champagne corks could be heard coming from the office of the Minister for Housing James Browne early ... -
“I’ll Make It My Personal Mission To See Open Sewage Pipes Routed Through The Homes ...
MINISTER for Blaming Failure to Build Infrastructure Projects on Everyone But The Government Jack Chambers has confirmed a singular focus ... -
Donohoe Lands Big Fancy Job In The States, The Prick
ABANDONING the nation like a child in Tusla care, Finance Minister Paschal Donohoe has landed a big fancy job in ... -
30,000 Homeless By 2030 Pledged In New Govt Housing Plan
ANNOUNCING their fourth housing plan in just twelve years this morning, the Irish government has pledged to once again fail ... -
Government Inform Banking Sector Rainy Day Fund Now Has Enough In It To Bail Them ...
THE IRISH government has confirmed that despite the effects of Trump-era tariffs and a reliance on a handful of multinationals ... -
Haughey, Ahern, Gaddafi: The Full List Of Politicians Coached By Ivan Yates
WITH ongoing revelations into the nature of Ivan Yates’ professional relationship with Fianna Fáil politicians emerging, WWN’s team of investigators ... -
“Government Should Reconsider Immigration Policies,” Says Former Taoiseach Who Oversaw Said Immigration Policies
CALLING on the ruling government he has been a part of for the past decade, former Taoiseach Simon Harris has ... -
Dozens Rescued From Spire After Jokers Erect Fake Polling Station Sign
SO FAR 47 voters have been rescued from Dublin’s Spire after a fake “Polling Station” sign was attached to it ...
