Category: POLITICS

Bloomberg Forces America Into Signing NDA, Never Mentioning Failed Election Bid Again

USING the same method he has used to keep former employees from speaking out about his sexual harassment and discrimination, billionaire Michael Bloomberg has locked the American public in a Non-Disclosure Agreement in order to eliminate the chance of someone bringing up his pathetic, embarrassing and reputation-damaging run for the presidency. “I’m sorry, we have… Read more »

Biden On Course To Lose To Trump In 2020 Election

RAISING A TRIUMPHANT fist in the air to loud cheers from supporters following his victorious sweep of ‘Super Tuesday’, former vice-president Joe Biden said he was humbled by the Democratic party members’ faith in his ability to “lose comprehensively in a depressingly predictable manner to Donald Trump in the November 2020 Presidential Election”. A roaring… Read more »

Verona Murphy To Personally ‘Deprogramme’ Rosslare Direct Provision Centre

NEWS that the Department of Justice will meet locals in Rosslare, Wexford to discuss the Rosslare Port Lodge Hotel becoming a direct provision centre could have been meet with the sadly familiar sight of people objecting and drumming up anti-refugee rhetoric, however, thanks to newly installed TD Verona Murphy, such unsavoury things will thankfully be… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Joe Biden

THE Former vice-president of America and senator Joe Biden has seen his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination receive a lift after winning the Democratic primary in South Carolina. Here’s everything you need to know about 77-year-old Biden: Earned the nickname ‘The White Obama’ from himself. Has a long and storied career in the senate,… Read more »

Johnson Announces Fiancé Pregnant With First Child He Cares About

SEVERAL battle-hardened former war journalists were forced to leave a press conference earlier this morning after falling ill, as Prime Minister Boris Johnson went into excruciating, intimate detail about how he gave his girlfriend Carrie Symonds ‘a gosh darn good knocking up’. Johnson, 55, and Symonds, 24 years younger than that, had announced their pregnancy… Read more »