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Angela Merkel Seeking Exchange Or Refund On Some Refugees
ANGELA Merkel has spent the morning frantically rummaging through the drawers at her Berlin office, trying to locate her receipt ... -
Taoiseach Refuses To Disclose Election Date Until Everyone Is Sitting Quietly
ENDA Kenny has revealed that he has set a date for the general election, but is refusing to divulge any ... -
Nation Considering Voting For Whatever Party Offers Them The Most Money
THE NATION, clearly suffering from an aggressive form of memory loss, is seriously considering voting for whatever crowd offers them ... -
Government Pledge To Roll Out Fibre Optic Bullshit Network Before Election
THE Government is acting on a previous pledge to ensure the voting public has one of the world’s leading fibre ... -
Enda Kenny Has Brass Neck Insured For €5m
SOURCES close to Enda Kenny have revealed details of a multi-million euro insurance policy taken out by the Taoiseach to ... -
It’s Broadband Or No Flooding, You Can’t Have Both, Culchies Told
THE Government has been unequivocal in their response to criticism of their handling of recent flooding, with ministers revealing culchies ... -
“You Are A Strong, Confident Leader” Micheál Martin Tells His Reflection Unconvincingly
FIANNA Fáil leader Micheál Martin has spent much of the morning staring at his reflection in the mirror repeating the ... -
Cameron Stays Off Twitter To Avoid Syrian Wars Spoilers
BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron is sticking to a self-imposed social media blackout in a bid to avoid reading any ... -
Mr. And Mrs. Soap Apologise For Financial Crisis
THE Soap family have come forward and begged for forgiveness during an emotional press conference where they accepted sole responsibility ... -
Awkward Scenes As Kenny Draws Varadkar For Secret Santa
THE annual Dáil ‘Kris Kringle’ draw has once again proved to be a source of inter-party controversy for the Fine ...
