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Nation Demands To Know Who Is Voting For Fine Gael In Latest Poll?
AN enraged public was left scratching its head again after a Sunday Times poll put the public’s satisfaction with the ... -
Mick Wallace & Clare Daly Drive Off Cliff In Convertible While Holding Hands
IT is with great sadness WWN reports that sitting TDs Mick Wallace and Clare Daly drove their 1966 Ford Thunderbird ... -
Fine Gael Disgusted Party Member Only Asked For £10k
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny said he was shocked and disgusted at former party member Hugh McElvaney who “only asked for £10,000” ... -
Dáil Printer Refuses To Print Banking Inquiry Report
A PRINTER used by various Dáil committees has sensationally refused to print the Banking Inquiry report, seemingly aligning itself with ... -
Government Adds ‘Flood Defence System’ To List Of Empty Election Promises
AN already bulging list of empty election promises has added a brand new, world-leading ‘flood defence system’ to its number ... -
Cameron’s Erection Now Entering 12th Hour
PHYSICIANS at a top hospital in central London have injected David Cameron with a series of muscle-relaxing drugs, aimed at ... -
Doctors Say Taoiseach ‘Doing Well’ After Surgery To Remove His Head From His Arse
STANDING outside the private Denis O’Brien owned Beacon Hospital earlier this morning, surgeon Michael Clark delivered the good news to ... -
Church And State To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Kids
DESPITE being clearly unhappy in their relationship, the Church and the State have decided to stick with it to avoid ... -
Banking Inquiry Seeks Bailout For Spiralling Costs
THE CONTROVERSIAL Oireachtas banking inquiry into the financial collapse of Ireland’s banks in 2008 has requested a €12bn bailout in ... -
TDs To Cover Nurses Shifts During Strike Action
THE Government has been forced to put all sitting TDs to work in the Nation’s A&E departments on the 15th ...
