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Taoiseach Arrested For Plotting To Murder Mary Lou McDonald With Fist
SHORTLY after sensational pictures of Taoiseach Enda Kenny placing his fist into his open palm while watching Marylou McDonald speak ... -
9 Things In Today’s Budget 2016
NEED a quick catch up on all the major announcements contained in this year’s budget? Check out our handy list ... -
Cold Winter Expected To Kill Off The Homeless In Time For Spring Election
FOLLOWING an announcement by An Taoiseach Enda Kenny today, dozens of homeless men, women and children are expected to die ... -
Budget 2016 Delayed By Government After Noonan Forgets To Carry The One
THE Government has pushed back the unveiling of Budget 2016 indefinitely after the Department of Finance confirmed that Minister for ... -
Local Councillors Wondering If Anyone Needs A Road Fixed Or Anything
WITH a General Election looming in the distance, members of all parties have advised councillors at a local level to ... -
Noonan To Set Aside A Few Quid For A Government Night Out In Upcoming Budget
MINISTER for finance Michael Noonan is hoping to have a nice slap-up feed and a few pints after this year’s ... -
Cameron Delighted That Whole Dead Pig Thing Kinda Blew Over
BRITISH Prime Minister David Cameron is today breathing a sigh of relief after realising that the scandalous claims made by ... -
Government Can’t Be Arsed With This Halawa Lad, Have Election To Win
THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed that despite the trial of Ibrahim Halawa been delayed yet again, this time until December, they ... -
Fine Gael & Labour TDs Hospitalised With Election Fever
AS several media outlets have confirmed the presence of ‘election fever’ within the corridors of Leinster House comes the sad ... -
Government Announce €27 Billion Investment In Reelection
THE Government has given the clearest indication yet that it would really like to be reelected by announcing a new ...
