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Enda Kenny Yet To Deny Sheep Shagging Claims
THE Taoiseach Enda Kenny has yet to deny explosive claims made by a Mayo farmer in a new book, as ... -
‘Delighted’ Willie O’Dea Grows Two Feet Over The Summer Holidays
IRISH Fianna Fáil politician Willie O’Dea proudly announced today that he grew a whole two feet over the summer holidays and ... -
“I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Pig” – David Cameron
FLANKED by his wife Samantha, prime minister of Great Britain, David Cameron took to the path outside 10 Downing Street ... -
Principled Party Of The People Willing To Go Into Coalition With Absolutely Anyone
SINN FÉIN, the opposition party that represents the people and only the people, have confirmed they would go into power ... -
Government Hire 10 JobBridge Interns To Help With Leaking Budget Details
IN jobs news, the Government has hired 10 new JobBridge interns as they simply cannot keep up with the level ... -
1916 Centenary: Primary Schools To Receive Flag, Copy Of Proclamation & Bill They Owe The ...
THERE were joyous scenes at St Patrick’s primary school in Dublin’s city centre as the Taoiseach was on hand to ... -
Government Increase Pensioner Xmas Bonus After Succesfully Letting Enough Of Them Die
TANAISTE and Minister for Social Protection Joan Burton has today announced that there will be a 50% increase in pensioners’ ... -
Fianna Fáil Deny Claims They Are Attempting To Mix Ahern & Haughey DNA In Lab
FIANNA FÁIL have denied claims that the party, in a desperate attempt to return to a position of influence in ... -
Still No Sign Of Beheading Infidels And Raping Girls Bit In World’s Oldest Koran
EXPERTS researching an old manuscript of the Koran that was found buried away in a Birmingham library said they still ... -
Government Purchase New Rug To Sweep Abortion Problem Under
THE Government has announced the exclusive purchase of a new rug which is believed to be long enough to cover ...
