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Minister For Justice Seeks Death Penalty For Home Invasions
THE Minister for Justice, Alan Shatter, has said he will pass a mandatory death penalty sentence for burglars and trespassers who continue to break the law ... -
Ian Paisley Returns Home As Heaven Nor Hell Wants Him
THE Reverend and Right Honourable Ian Paisley has returned home today after being refused access to both heaven and hell, a spokeperson for ... -
Unemployed Must ‘Pretend’ To Look For Jobs, Says Burton
THEÂ Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, has warned today that the long term unemployed must now ‘pretend’ to look for ... -
Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep
AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep ... -
New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
‘Mandatory German For Both Junior And Leaving Cert Exams’, Says Quinn
THE Minister for education and skills, Ruairi Quinn, has announced at a press conference today that the German language will become ... -
Sett Blatter: ‘There Is No Racism In Ireland.’
FIFA President Sett Batter told Waterford Whispers News today that ‘there is no racism in Ireland and Mr. Scully should ... -
Waterford Tourism Board Launches €2 Drinks Brochure In Desperate Bid To Attract Visitors To The ...
WATERFORD tourism board have launched a brand new €2 drinks brochure and guide book today in a desperate bid to attract visitors ... -
Berlusconi Stands Down After Being Offered Virgin Island Retirement Home
ITALIAN Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi announced his decision today to stand down from leadership after striking a ‘Virgin Island Retirement ... -
Cowen’s Dáil Bar Tab Was Paid Just Hours Before €3.6bn ‘Accounting Error’ Was Announced
EX-TAOISEACH Brian Cowen is reported to have paid an ‘undisclosed’ sum towards his Dail bar tab just hours before the announcement ...
