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Government Increase Pensioner Xmas Bonus After Succesfully Letting Enough Of Them Die
TANAISTE and Minister for Social Protection Joan Burton has today announced that there will be a 50% increase in pensioners’ ... -
Fianna Fáil Deny Claims They Are Attempting To Mix Ahern & Haughey DNA In Lab
FIANNA FÁIL have denied claims that the party, in a desperate attempt to return to a position of influence in ... -
Still No Sign Of Beheading Infidels And Raping Girls Bit In World’s Oldest Koran
EXPERTS researching an old manuscript of the Koran that was found buried away in a Birmingham library said they still ... -
Government Purchase New Rug To Sweep Abortion Problem Under
THE Government has announced the exclusive purchase of a new rug which is believed to be long enough to cover ... -
HSE Purchase 76,000 Kilos Of Cold Turkey To Treat Drug Addicts
IN an effort to solve the issue of drug addiction throughout the country, HSE management, on the instruction of the ... -
Government Launch ‘Slate Sinn Féin Before The Election’ Campaign
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny today took several minutes out of his summer break to announce a coalition based campaign to ‘slate ... -
Alan Kelly Discovered To Be Two Kids Wearing A Long Coat
THE ongoing saga of Irish Water took another bizarre twist yesterday, after it was revealed that the man known as ... -
First Transatlantic Flight From Knock Welcomes Cardinal Who Paid Off Paedophile Priests
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny was on hand to greet the first transatlantic flight to Knock this weekend, as it welcomed devout ... -
Construction Of Children’s Hospital To Begin Once Enough People Have Profited From It
IN a statement issued this morning, Minister for Health Leo Varadkar announced that the long-in-development National Children’s Hospital (NCH) has ... -
David Cameron Urges Politicians To Refrain From Raping Children For The Time Being
IN private correspondence to all sitting politicians which was subsequently leaked to the press, British prime minister David Cameron has ...
