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JobBridge Scheme Extended By 30,000 Places As Government Opens Cotton Picking Plantation In Leitrim
THE GOVERNMENT have announced an extra 30,000 work experience places for people on the dole who wish to avail of ... -
‘Why Are You People Always Whinging?’, Asks Government
THE Government have asked the country today why it is they are always ‘whinging’ and ‘moaning’ about stuff. At a ... -
Vatican Strikes D’Arcy Family Name From Church Register
THE VATICAN have announced today that anyone with the family name ‘D’Arcy’ will be stricken from all Catholic church records ... -
‘My Work Here Is Done’ Says Fornication TD Before Dramatically Ascending Back Into Heaven
FINE GAEL TD Michelle Mulherin dramatically ascended back into heaven this morning in front of hundreds of spectators claiming that her ‘work here ... -
Government: New Water Meters To Include ‘Draw Something’ App For First Million Customers
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that all new water meters will include a ‘draw something’ app for the first one million ... -
Government Facing Shortage Of New Tax Ideas To Piss People Off With
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that it is now facing a shortage of new tax ideas to piss people off with. ... -
Fuel Prices Set To Soar After ‘Something Really Complicated Happened Somewhere Foreign Or Something’ , ...
FUEL prices are set to soar even higher this month after ‘something really complicated happened somewhere foreign or something’ say distributors. Four ... -
Castro And Benedict XVI Expected To Swap Really Funny Dictator Stories Over Next Few Days
CUBAN authorities laid out the red carpet today for the visiting absolute-monarch of The Vatican City, Pope Benedict XVI – ... -
Minister For Justice Seeks Death Penalty For Home Invasions
THE Minister for Justice, Alan Shatter, has said he will pass a mandatory death penalty sentence for burglars and trespassers who continue to break the law ... -
Ian Paisley Returns Home As Heaven Nor Hell Wants Him
THE Reverend and Right Honourable Ian Paisley has returned home today after being refused access to both heaven and hell, a spokeperson for ...