Sanders Destroys Clinton In Epic Lip Sync Battle
THE race to secure the Democratic nomination for the upcoming presidential race in America was blown wide open last night, after Bernie Sanders annihilated Hillary Clinton in what many are calling the most awesome Lip Sync Battle of all time.
74-year-old Sanders dropped a sizzling version of Spice Up Your Life to rattle Clinton in the early going, before the fired-up Hillary put the US Senator in his place with an on-point rendition of Hypnotize by Biggie Smalls.
Lip Sync Battles have replaced reasoned and educated debates as the number 1 way for public figures to determine superiority, after polls showed that the average American doesn’t care about anything that isn’t a bite-sized piece of shareable pop culture entertainment.
Originating on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, LSB’s received their own spin-off show hosted by LL Cool J. on Spike TV, where celebrities go head-to-head to see who can mime songs in front of an ecstatic crowd.
The long awaited Lip Sync Battle between Sanders and Clinton took place in Los Angeles last night, and will be broadcast as an hour-long special at the weekend. However, spoilers leaked by those in attendance have confirmed that Sanders wiped the floor with Clinton, in an astonishing display of song and dance.
“For an old guy, Sanders sure nailed the ‘Single Ladies’ dance,” said one attendee.
“Hillary tried to come back with ‘No Scrubs’, but the crowd was all Bernie at that stage. By the time he busted out ‘Hollaback Girl’, it was clear who was going to clinch the Democratic nomination this year”.
The producers of Lip Sync Battle are already attempting to host an even bigger event next month, when Republican hopeful Donald Trump takes on Syrian president Bashar al-Assad.