THE most anticipated game of the day saw Scotland win 0-0. As a result, the English team will be beheaded at the Tower of London midday today. In perhaps the most moving scenes of the tournament so far, the English national anthem was drowned out by the boos of Scotland fans. In an act of… Read more »
A HIDEOUS-LOOKING scaled monstrosity from the depths of the Laurentian Abyss has joined the majority of carbon-based lifeforms on this planet in the opinion that the Friends reunion was ‘very enjoyable’, but was ruined by the presence of British actor-turned-onmipresent TV host James Corden. “Tell me, does this being feature in many of your television… Read more »
TUNING IN later to watch the hotly anticipated clash between Scotland and England and wondering how you can outwardly show your support for the Scots? WWN has a comprehensive guide to Scotland-a-fying yourself below. The obvious: wear a kilt, deep fry a can of Irn Bru and communicate only using Braveheart quotes. Watch the ‘why… Read more »
THE DUP’s staunch, long-running ‘Ulster Says No’ stance on everything is currently undergoing a bit of a rethink, following one of the most turbulent months in the party’s storied history. “‘Ulster says yes to things but then says no when we really find out what they were’ doesn’t really have much of as ring to… Read more »
HAVING ‘hung up her boots’ after nearly 50 years of employment, 66-year-old Waterford grandmother Eilish Cannaghvan is looking forward to spending her retirement relaxing, apart from the 8 hours a day she’s going to spend dropping off and collecting her 3 grandkids, as well as feeding them, entertaining them and generally being their full-time childminder…. Read more »
THE DENMARK game had an understandably emotional atmosphere pre-match as a number of moving tributes were paid to Christian Eriksen. A giant no.10 jersey was unveiled before the game; a nice gesture but it’s hoped they’ve kept the gift receipt as it probably won’t fit him. As a mark of respect to Christian Eriksen, Belgium… Read more »
WITH A NEW album on the horizon, a purported leak of the tracklist, which includes a cover of iconic insurance ad bop ‘Go Compare’, has led Adele to open about what to expect next from her in this exclusive interview with Waterford Whispers News. “You’ve got to push yourself as an artist. Could I have… Read more »
REACTING to the latest Irish Times poll which shows increased support for Sinn Féin, local centre right student and Fine Gael supporter Cian Whelan can’t believe his naive parents, only just getting into politics, have fallen for the the republican party’s nonsense. “They’ve only really just started getting into politics, and that always sees people… Read more »
CONGRATULATIONS for finally making it through our cookies, GDPR, newsletter sign up prompt, would you like us to send you notifications window prompt and the five or six other hard to close things we’re making you click. I guess you are here for that video of a woman being murdered in New York by a… Read more »
THE IRISH government is set to finally act on the long standing deficiencies in the mica redress scheme which has been displaying damaging cracks for some time, due in no small part to the international media picking up on the story. “The affected families holding a mickey mouse protest? We can laugh that off behind… Read more »