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Government Warned Not To Leave Restrictions Announcements To Last Minute, Some Of Us Have Sessions To Plan

DRINKERS around the country are hoping that the Taoiseach’s planned announcement on the easing of restrictions tomorrow takes place early in the day, instead of a late-afternoon speech that would leave very little time to organise the weekend. “I swear, it’s like these people have never arranged a bender in their whole lives,” said a… Read more »

“I’ve Never Heard Of Him, But This Is Going To Make Me A Fortune,” Say Brendan O’Carroll And Tyler Perry At Same Time

TWO of the world’s foremost experts in dressing up as ‘the loud obnoxious old women’ stereotype have come together for a cross-over movie that both parties are excited about, even if neither have really heard of each other. Believing that what the world needed more than anything else at this time was a movie featuring… Read more »

“I Can’t Wait To Pick Fruit” Local Man Noel MacKovic Takes Up Australia’s Call For Backpackers

WATERFORD man Noel MacKovic welcomed Australia’s latest invitation to backpackers in the form of waiving the €313 visa application fees for those arriving in Australia within the next 12 weeks, WWN reports. “I can’t wait to pick fruit with fellow countrymen and have some crack, boy,” Mr. MacKovic told WWN at his John’s Park home…. Read more »