OUT OF THE GAME for the last 2,000 plus years, singleton and Almighty Father, God, is ready to put himself out there again on the dating scene. “I’ve been out of the game a good while now, so I’m a bit rusty. Is ‘hey’ an alright opener or should I send an angel to tell… Read more »
FOLLOWING troubling reports that it has made museum visitors feel uncomfortable, a painting by Vincent Van Gogh has been removed from the museum that bares his name. “We apologise to those affected and will deal with the self-portrait after an independent inquiry is conducted into its behaviour,” confirmed one museum curator. Initially the museum had… Read more »
BIRDS appearing out of thin air and into your eyeline can having many meanings, often spiritual but just what does each individual bird’s appearance signify. A hopeful message or a warning from the spirit realm? WWN reveals all: Robin A loved one’s spirit is close by. Eagle Courage. Rebirth. Or if it looks like it’s… Read more »
ACKNOWLEDGING the substantial number of nominations for Irish productions, in front of and behind the camera, the BAFTAs will formally change its name to ‘the IFTAs’ to avoid confusion and reflect the fact this is Ireland’s awards ceremony now. “Last thing we’d want is people thinking these are British actors or films, seeing as they… Read more »
A PAIR of Dublin dog owners are in police custody after their sick and twisted behaviour was discovered, WWN can reveal. Gardaí found Martin and Sandra Hefton in possession of over 1,000 images of their dog in the nude, taken without consent, which they also circulated online. Alerted by the victim, gardaí raided the Heftons… Read more »
LINGUISTS around the world have admitted that they’re ‘stumped’ when it comes to understanding how people from Northern Ireland have managed to form a language consisting of nothing more that high-pitched whines and snorts, WWN can report. “There are chimpanzee communities in the deepest jungles of the world that can communicate using thirteen to fourteen… Read more »
FRONT and centre at recent anti-immigrant protests, the National Party along with other far-right groups appear to a growing influence in Irish society. Here’s everything you need to know about the National Party: Untreated mental illness remains a huge problem in Ireland. Founded in 2016, the party retains the cognitive ability of a 7-year-old. You… Read more »
ELTON John is still a busy man these days, and as such hasn’t got as much time as he once had to rework one of his classic hits to convey the sentiment of a nation following the death of a member of an estranged member of the Royal Family in suspicious circumstances. As such, the… Read more »
ONCE AT RISK of exploding into a full blown political scandal that could stymy his attempts to push forward with his political agenda, US president Joe Biden’s tranche of confidential government documents have proven to contain relatively unimportant information. “Yes it was wrong of the president to have documents from his time as vice-president in… Read more »
WOW, how about that January electricity bill, eh? Now that’s a rude awakening for a new year. Of course, you could be looking at a much lower charge if only you’d listen to us about the following: 1) Tell your damn kids to stop being such little babies The average household could save 60 euro… Read more »