WATERFORD man Derek McCoran has found himself in a situation like so many other people where he has enough money to be expected to pay his debts, but doesn’t owe enough money to argue that he should be allowed not to. The 34-year old is currently struggling to pay his monthly rent which has rolled… Read more »
SECURITY CONSCIOUS local man Ken Sheeran hasn’t regretted installing a Ring video doorbell for a single second, as without it he would never have gotten minute-by-minute notifications about ‘a motion at your front door’ to his phone to tell him about the following: – A light gust of wind has carried a fallen leaf past… Read more »
WONDERING how you’re going to spend the first post-pandemic St. Brigid’s Day long weekend since the inception of the new bank holiday? Wonder no longer, thanks to WWN’s Guide to making this a St. Biddies Day to remember! 1) Are you fucking kidding It’s amazing to us that any of you think you’ve got the… Read more »
THIS week’s once-in-a-lifetime appearance of a celestial body is the so-called ‘green comet’, visible in our skies for the first time since the stone age. Here’s everything you need to know about the green comet, or C/2022 E3 as it is known to its friends: The comet gets it’s distinctive green hue from a coating… Read more »
THE announcement of more job losses at PayPal and Google has resulted in many tech workers realising that their parents were right all along, that ‘computers’ wasn’t a ‘real job’ and that they should have taken up a trade like their cousin. “You know for a minute there, I really believed that I could make… Read more »
A WATERFORD teen has excitedly opened up about attending his first house party this weekend, although certain things that he has mention suggest that he’s under the impression that these sessions are the same as the ones he’s seen in movies like American Pie and the like. “Will they have their own red plastic cups… Read more »
THE announcement that ESB customers are to receive a once-off payment of €50 per household as compensation for a decade of overcharging has been likened to the actions of a careless sexual partner that takes as much enjoyment for themselves out of intercourse while doing as little as possible to benefit anyone else. “In the… Read more »
A BREAKTHROUGH development that could see the end of Brexit hostility between the EU and UK on the subject of the Northern Ireland Protocol has been reached, again. This will be the third, possibly fourth maybe ninth time (who’s counting) that the issue of goods checks between Britain and the island of Ireland will have… Read more »
US President Joe Biden has ruled out sending F-16 war planes to Ukraine to help them combat invading Russian forces, but has agreed to any or all of the following measures: Allowing Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to have a loan of his DVD copy of Top Gun Maverick, the smash hit action movie from last… Read more »
US President Joe Biden has flown to Israel to tell them to keep it down over there and stop bombarding Palestine or so help him, he’ll do something they really won’t like and he means it this time! Biden wearily admitted to his closest friends that Israel ‘has his heart broken’, and that his best… Read more »