THE world of Formula 1 was turned on it’s head this year, as six-time world champion Lewis Hamilton was cruelly robbed of a podium position after being ‘lifted out of it’ by a 1st-place-seeking blue shell fired by some coward miles back in the pack. Hamilton, who had been miles ahead of the pursuing racers… Read more »
WATERFORD man Eric Carragher’s current expertise in the fields of virology and immunology was not apparent when he attended St Davros Secondary, according to classmates who remember his as the guy who once stuck a sewing needle through the palm of his hand and out the other side, for a dare. “I took a look… Read more »
MADE from a secret recipe that Arthur Guinness demanded he be buried with, Guinness 0.0 promises drinkers the same Guinness taste that everyone loves and agrees is the best part of Guinness, but without any of that cumbersome drunkenness that has had people on the fence about the stout from day one. So how is… Read more »
A DISTRAUGHT Green Party are today desperately seeking assistance from anyone who can help them track down their fellow party member Roderic O’Gorman, who was spirited away from them in the middle of the night without so much as a goodbye, to go live with a richer progressive political party in America that can take… Read more »
THE ongoing Covid-19 pandemic continues to play out like the jiggling of unblemished skin covering the sumptuous cleavage of a buxom woman as she runs through a meadow, according to Waterford man Cathal McPenning. “With every news broadcast, all I see are 3D CGI reconstructions of the virus, represented as two glycoprotein-covered diddies, before they… Read more »
AN UNEDITED transcript of Pope Francis’ controversial speech advocating same-sex families has been revealed, showing that the Pontiff may have swung his decision based on a four-day Queer Eye binge-a-thon as well as a heartbreaking viewing of ‘Call Me By Your Name’, WWN can report. The Pope caused ripples throughout the Catholic Church with his… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has reacted with horror to the news that a judge has ordered that interview transcripts from friend-to-the-billionaires Ghislaine Maxwell be made public, as he had been certain that it was no longer something that he had to worry about. Maxwell, ex-girlfriend of disgraced sex-offender and Trump buddy Jeffrey Epstein, had been expected… Read more »
WITH mere hours to go until the country enters Lockdown 2: Lockdown Harder, only a fool would be absentmindedly browsing the internet on their phone, engaging in frippery such as article reading and social media; it’s time to purchase, purchase, purchase! Even as we speak, as you read these words, thousands of consumers are descending… Read more »
A MAN in his mid-thirties is said to be in a serious but stable condition in Waterford hospital tonight after a group of up to twenty of his co-workers barged into his apartment and kicked the absolutle living shit out of him for inviting everyone for ‘some Zoom fun’ at the weekend. Arthur Carlon, 35,… Read more »
“BIDEN and Harris, Harris and Biden” fumed Donald Trump in the back of a stretch limo, driving away from the scene of another opinion poll which saw the Democratic pair make even more ground on their quest to break up his empire. “If it’s not Biden it’s Harris, if it’s not Harris it’s Biden. These… Read more »