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“We Will Stop At Nothing To Do Nothing For Waterford” Promises Government
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny today insisted that the Government will stop at nothing to do nothing for Waterford. The oldest city in ... -
Government Send Traveller Carpet Salesman To ‘Renegotiate’ Bail Out Deal
John Anthony Connors will travel to Brussels on Wednesday where he will meet German Chancellor Angela Merkell for ‘talks’.IN a ... -
Phil Hogan: Waterford ‘Town’ Council To Be Out-Sourced To India
THE MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan announced today that Waterford ‘town’ council is to be out-sourced to India in a radical new ... -
Taoiseach Defends James Reilly €562bn Death Star For North Dublin Constituency
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny has heavily defended Health Minister Dr James Reilly’s decision to construct a 562 billion euro Death Star for his North ... -
US Firm To Create Fuck All Jobs In Waterford Over Next Five Years
A WORLD-leading electronics manufacturer is to create fuck all jobs in Waterford over the next five years, it announced today. The company, which ... -
“We Just Couldn’t Be Arsed Anymore” Admits Government
THE Irish Government admitted at a press conference in Dublin today that it ‘just couldn’t be arsed’ trying to negotiate EU bail ... -
Mick Wallace To Use leader’s Allowance To Research lodging Money Into Mick Wallace Bank Account
INDEPENDENT TD Mick Wallace has defended his acceptance of the ‘Leader’s Allowance’ given to Independent TDs in the Dáil, saying ... -
Mountjoy: Sean Quinn Junior To Patent Worlds First Non-Slip Soap
THEY say you can’t keep a good entrepreneur down, and they may be right, as inmate Sean Quinn Jnr applied for a ... -
“Those Crusty Irish Bastards Really Got Us By The Balls Now!” Admits Shell CEO
SHELL CEO Peter Voser admitted today that the shell-to-sea protesters have really got the multinational oil and gas company by the balls after a truck carrying drilling ... -
Martin McGuinness’ Shaking Hand Under Security Lockdown Ahead Of Queen Visit
THE shaking hand of Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, Martin McGuinness, was put under security lock down this morning ...