Leaked Files Claim Guantanamo Inmates Were Forced To Wash Genitals With Minty Shower Gel


THE United States military, Homeland Security and the CIA have again come under fire over the mistreatment of detainees in Guantanamo Bay, after leaked files claim that not only were people forced to endure waterboarding and sleep deprivation, they were also forced to wash their genital area using minty fresh shower gel.

The interrogation practices of the US government have long been held under scrutiny, with allegations that the use of torture and abuse was rife in the notorious “Camp Delta” area of the detention centre.

Terror suspects from around the world are held, often without trial, for undetermined periods of time while being subjected to systematic degradation by trained “interrogation specialists”. By basing operations on Cuban soil, the US was able to interrogate suspects using methods that would not be acceptable on their own soil.

Although many commentators around the world agreed that force-feeding detainees on hunger strike was a “necessary evil” in the fight against terrorism.

However, one previous inmate’s harrowing recollections of having to wash the head of his penis with “invigorating” shower products has led to people admitting that the CIA may have gone too far this time.

“It was like the breath of a thousand demons breathing on my junk,” said Iraqi detainee John Smith, whose name has been changed to protect his identity.

“Every morning, we would be sent to the showers and handed a bottle of ‘Fresh Mint Tingle’ and told to get scrubbing. It was the worst pain I’ve ever felt. I can still smell the minty fire. Anytime someone is beside me chewing Airwaves, I piss myself”.

The CIA has yet to formally admit to the accusations, although they have stated that they will keep America safe “even if it means fresh mint penises from here to Kuwait”.