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Boris Johnson To Hire ‘Brits Out’ Graffiti Artist Ahead Of EU Referendum
LONDON Mayor Boris Johnson is to seek the help of the graffiti artist whose ‘Brits Out’ works have been so ... -
Media Invoice Government For Time Dedicated To Criticising Sinn Féin
THE IRISH media is set for a huge windfall after sending off thousands of invoices to the coalition government for ... -
Political Parties Confirm Mental Health Is Their 1,234th Priority
AFTER much soul searching due to the recent swell of publicity garnered by mental health campaigners and organisations, the four ... -
Local Man Afraid To Tell Anyone He’s Voting Fine Gael
A WATERFORD city resident has revealed to WWN, under the condition we maintain his anonymity, that he lives in fears ... -
‘Recovery’ To Be Expanded To Rural Towns By 2065
WHILE on the campaign trail today a number of coalition ministers confirmed that the much heralded economic recovery currently happening ... -
EU Leaders Dress As Sexy Pigs In Bid To Convince Cameron Against ‘Brexit’
POSING together for their usual group photograph, the leaders of EU countries took the strange step of changing into ‘sexy ... -
Gerry Adams Proves Economic Policy Doubters Wrong By Winning €10 On Scratchcard
ANY lingering doubts about Sinn Féin’s economic policies have evaporated after the party’s leader Gerry Adams revealed his recent scratchcard ... -
Commuter Settles On Electoral Candidate After Seeing 783rd Identical Poster
A PREVIOUSLY undecided voter has settled on his candidate of choice for the forthcoming general election, after driving past the ... -
Politicians Stock Up On Hand Sanitiser Ahead Of Meeting Electorate
“YOU really have to go for two squirts to get rid of that electorate smell,” said independent candidate Sharon Kerrihan, ...
