LOOK at me. Observe how my eyes stare directly into your soul. Calculate how many more books I’ve read than you. Read every sophisticated phrase I craft into my copy and succumb to my scrupulous opinion, for you are nothing without people like me. By now, you already know this is one of those serious… Read more »
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is the turn of Tipperary school teacher Gerry Dunne, who strives for the good old days when a man could go around being racist without being interrupted or anyone calling him out. They’re all at it now, the young folk, just waiting… Read more »
FOLLOWING a two thousand year hiatus, Jesus Henry Christ talks to WWN about life, his latest book, and a range of bad habits he’s picked up over the years which he claims are the direct consequence of being born in a barn. We caught up with the only son of God in a city centre… Read more »
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is the turn of Dublin estate agent Terence Whales, who discusses the current property market and how it has surpassed Celtic Tiger peaks. I can’t believe I was so close to shutting up shop 7 years… Read more »
When I think of all those years I wasted, scraping my own shit from my hole and flinging it over the zoo wall at some poor prick eating a ham sandwich, I can’t help but feel sorry for all those other gorillas I left behind, explains Pluto, a laboratory test subject who has been trialling the effects of the hallucinogen compound N,N-Dimethyltryptamine… Read more »
AS part of our WWN opinion series, we give a voice to those less fortunate than ourselves. Today we speak to ginger person Kevin Hughes, who believes that online Ed Sheeran bashing has gone far enough, claiming gingerism is still rife in the 21st century and that everyone is in on the act. Fanta balls, ginger pubes,… Read more »
RESPONDING to the scandalous news that Irish people in Australia are being denied jobs because they are not Australian, local opinion haver Cormac McAllenan shares his thoughts on the matter as part of the WWN Voices series. I read the news that Irish people in Australia are being turned down for jobs on the basis… Read more »
SPEAKING exclusively to WWN, Senator Eamon Russey discusses his simple two-part plan for an easier life for everyone. The notion that a pregnant woman could one day to decide to abort the baby in her womb is almost as abhorrent to me as the thoughts that the same woman might carry that child to full-term,… Read more »
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is the turn of part-time motorist and thrillseeker Kevin Dunphy (24) as he opens up about his thirst for adrenaline whilst driving. If I’m going to be honest, it’s the shocked faces of approaching motorists that gets me going…. Read more »
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is the turn of airline pilot and fully functioning alcoholic, Tadhg Kennedy. I suppose the greatest misconception about flying a Boeing 747 is that it’s actually difficult. It’s not. I could do this in my sleep, and have done on… Read more »