Category: POLITICS

Minister Promises To Respond To Constituent Email About Being Evicted Once They’re Back From Paddy’s Day Trip

GOVERNMENT ministers confirmed they will respond to constituents’ panicked emails about imminent evictions as soon as they return from their St Patrick’s Day trade missions if you could please stopping bothering them. “I’m to be kicked out on April 1st and the county council said it has not been authorised to buy my landlord’s property… Read more »

New Record: Coalition Made It To Wednesday Before Minister Embroiled In Resigning Scandal

THE COALITION is celebrating its finest achievement since entering office in 2020; making it to Wednesday before a minister is desperately fighting to keep their job. Fianna Fáil’s Niall Collins, who stands accused along with his wife of using different names on applications for the purposes of securing planning permission for a house, has pledged… Read more »