Category: POLITICS

Coveney Makes Handy Chart To Help Remember All Denials

IN THE WAKE of stating he briefly said ‘hello’ to staff in the Department of Foreign Affairs moments after they let their guard down with a completely spontaneous champagne booze up to celebrate Ireland being appointed to the UN Security Council, constituting a lockdown breach, Minister for Foreign Affairs Simon Coveney has begun to keep… Read more »

Sinn Féin Reconsidering Stance On United Ireland Next

LOOKING to further solidify their gains in the polls, Sinn Féin are to further tempt prospective voters, disappointed with coalition parties, over to the Tiocfaidh Ár Lá side by abandoning their Tiocfaidh Ár Lá-ness. “It’ll need party ratification, but we’re accelerating the timeline in which opposition parties drop key principles for power’s sake much to… Read more »

Sloths Secure HEPA Filter Contract For Schools

RELIEVED parents, education professionals and experts in air filtration have breathed a collective sigh of relief as the Department of Education are on the verge of rubber stamping the procurement of €62mn worth of Hepa filters for schools. Despite the good news, some naysayers have expressed concern over the fact the contract for has been… Read more »