THE Land Development Agency has unveiled 22 new properties in Citywest, Dublin which come under the government’s ‘cost-rental’ scheme, meaning the properties will be rented at a 60% discount which given Dublin rent prices is still way beyond many working people. “The ‘Still Way Too Expensive’ scheme is the cornerstone of renting affordability in Ireland,”… Read more »
GOVERNMENT ministers confirmed they will respond to constituents’ panicked emails about imminent evictions as soon as they return from their St Patrick’s Day trade missions if you could please stopping bothering them. “I’m to be kicked out on April 1st and the county council said it has not been authorised to buy my landlord’s property… Read more »
SEVEN more TDs including the Taoiseach have officially declared that they are landlords, and have urged more of their fellow politicians to come forwards as there’s ‘nothing these bitches are going to do about it’. The revelations come after a steady stream of TDs such as Robert Troy being ‘outed’ as landlords, with many saying… Read more »
“YEAH, it’ll probably result in more homeless people as well but sure what can you do,” confirmed the Minister for actual Housing Darragh O’Brien in TV interviews, given in the wake of the government lifting the eviction ban. The government had confirmed that they came to end the eviction ban after consulting a number of… Read more »
ONE LOCAL Waterford reader of the news could have swore blind that the Social Democrats were one of those impossibly up-themselves post-punks bands doing the rounds and not a political party enjoying a significant surge in recent polls. “Are they not the ones that were on Jools Holland? Dublin lads? All had that haircut where… Read more »
DESCRIBED as a still unfolding, intensely embarrassing situation that can only result in major egg on their faces, the People Before Profit party are under the impression Sinn Féin will genuinely consider their proposal to form a ‘left alliance’ for future elections and rule out forming a coalition with either Fianna Fáil or Fine Gael…. Read more »
THE URGENT scramble to ensure the safety and care of all patients affected by a fire at Wexford General Hospital has seen frontline staff undertake an unprecedentedly difficult task, not seen since the daily unprecedentedly difficult task that is working in the HSE. While no one was injured there was some damage incurred to mechanical… Read more »
A TD has officially reported a number of colleagues for bullying, as he is subjected to sustained volleys of abuse all because he has never tried to conceal the fact he own a dozen properties, WWN has learned. “He applies for planning permission in his own name, the fucking gobshite” jeered jocular TDs in a… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of news that nursing home deaths during the Covid-19 pandemic in Ireland accounted for 27% of the total 8,000 plus deaths in the country, the government have confirmed their intention to hold a public inquiry ‘very soon, like soon soon’ . However, a stumbling block to the setting up of the inquiry… Read more »
THE COALITION is celebrating its finest achievement since entering office in 2020; making it to Wednesday before a minister is desperately fighting to keep their job. Fianna Fáil’s Niall Collins, who stands accused along with his wife of using different names on applications for the purposes of securing planning permission for a house, has pledged… Read more »