Category: BUSINESS

Applegreen Launch Reduced-To-Clear Pumps

THE Road Safety Authority has issued a nationwide traffic warning today urging motorists not to flock to their local Applegreen after the company launched a new reduced-to-clear pump causing a Black Friday type frenzy, WWN has learned. Already stretched ambulance crews echoed the calls as injured people were scattered across forecourts following rioting and mass… Read more »

Previously On… ‘Your Place Of Work’

EVER sat down to watch a new season of your favourite TV show only to find that you don’t really remember who’s who and what’s going on? That’s why ‘previously on…’ recaps come in so handy, and now they’re being implemented in workplaces around Ireland to help ease people into the New Year. Providing essential… Read more »

Plane Tracker Shows Elon Musk’s Current Location

ELON MUSK has once again been on the receiving end of sympathy and support after heartless Twitter users shared the current location of his plane using publicly available information relating to planes and flight paths. Images circulated by several accounts revealed Musk’s current location to be somewhere up his own asshole, but what seems like… Read more »

Arrest Of FTX Founder Should Bring End To Crypto Scams

THE arrest of Sam Bankman Fried, CEO of cryptocurrency exchange firm FTX, in the Bahamas for one of the biggest financial frauds in history has signaled the snuffing out of the digital currency sector’s first, only and last scam artist, sources close to the industry have confirmed. “It’s not often an industry gets cleaned up… Read more »

Elon Musk Not Crying, You’re Crying

DESPITE tears pouring from his eyes like stock value leaving Tesla shares, Elon Musk has categorically denied becoming upset in any way by being on the receiving end of thousands of people booing him as he took to the stage at a show held by former comedian Dave Chappelle. “On an unrelated note I will… Read more »