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Millions Of Tourists Waiting At Irish Border, Hoping For Announcement On Restoration Of 9% VAT
MILLIONS OF tourists are believed to be waiting patiently at all airports, crossings and ferry terminals accessing Ireland, ready at ... -
New Mounjaro-Like Jab Shrinks People By 8,000% So Food Lasts Longer
STRUGGLING with the cost of living? Is your weekly food shop draining every last cent? Good news – scientists have ... -
Urgent Recall: Morbeg Meat Found In Beef Burger Products On Irish Supermarket Shelves
THE FOOD Safety Authority has urged consumers not to eat any Fahey’s Farm branded beef burgers found in a variety ... -
IKEA Opening In Waterford Delayed As Builders Lose Assembly Instructions
THE OPENING of a landmark ‘plan and order’ IKEA store in Tramore, Waterford has been delayed after a construction team ... -
Car Insurance Cult Sacrifice ‘No Claims Bonus’ Effigy To The Gods In Late Night Ceremony
IN an undisclosed clearing deep within remote Irish woodland, a shadowy conglomerate of car insurance providers, brokers, and shareholders gathered ... -
Nigerian Prince To Give NTMA A Call
“I’D RETIRED the prince scam about a decade ago, it was too well known, a dead meme really but when ... -
Irish Government To Offer ICE Location Of Rosie O’Donnell In Exchange For A Reduction In ...
SOURCES CLOSE TO the Minister for Finance have revealed to WWN that the Irish government would be willing to give ... -
Musk Apologises For Uploading Hitler’s Consciousness To Grok
REGRETTING his decision to upload the conciousness of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler to his AI chatbot ‘Grok’, the world’s lamest ... -
Trump Delays Immediate, Final, Non-Negotiable Cast Iron & Irreversible Tariffs Again
“THIS IS YOUR absolute final no-take-backs warning. No, I know I said that last time but this is different, it’s ... -
Poll: Which Business In Your Town In Definitely A Money Laundering Front?
IN AN effort to build an extensive information network mapping all illegal activity in the country, we’ve partnered with An ...
