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Musk Apologises For Uploading Hitler’s Consciousness To Grok
REGRETTING his decision to upload the conciousness of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler to his AI chatbot ‘Grok’, the world’s lamest ... -
Trump Delays Immediate, Final, Non-Negotiable Cast Iron & Irreversible Tariffs Again
“THIS IS YOUR absolute final no-take-backs warning. No, I know I said that last time but this is different, it’s ... -
Poll: Which Business In Your Town In Definitely A Money Laundering Front?
IN AN effort to build an extensive information network mapping all illegal activity in the country, we’ve partnered with An ... -
Stena Line Withdrawing Rosslare To Hy-Brasil Service
IRISH ferry operator Stena Line has announced the withdrawal of its centuries-old crossing to the legendary island of Hy-Brasil, bringing ... -
Price Gouging, Accommodation-less Island Wondering Why Tourism Down
A ONCE bustling tourist spot has been left scratching its collective head again this year after it was revealed visitor ... -
Move Over Snus: New Suppository Tobacco Pouches Flood Ireland
WITH tobacco giants finding ever more inventive ways to deliver their highly potent nicotine products, a new startup has discovered ... -
Henchmen Really Susceptible To Kick In The Bollocks, Finds Report
A COMPREHENSIVE study spanning over sixty years and involving hundreds of researchers, analysts, and henchmen test subjects has finally concluded, ... -
Fears Conflict In The Middle East Will Be Nice Excuse For Petrol Stations To Immediately ...
DESPITE purchasing their fuel well before the latest round of missile bombardments, fuel providers and service stations across the country ... -
AIB Begin Offering 100% Mortgages Again Seconds After Government Sell State’s Last Shares In Bank
“I THOUGHT IT was a scam but they wouldn’t take no for an answer,” shared single, part-time retail worker in ... -
‘Coffee Served In Old Plutonium Containers’, ‘Toddler Chef’, ‘Rat Droppings Replacing Croutons In Salad’: All ...
THE FOOD SAFETY Authority has released the latest list of closure orders of premises serving food, giving a wide range ...
