Musk Apologises For Uploading Hitler’s Consciousness To Grok

REGRETTING his decision to upload the conciousness of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler to his AI chatbot ‘Grok’, the world’s lamest super-villian Elon Musk apologised for the move, WWN can report.

“I was high off my tits on molly and just wanted to see if it could be done – my bad,” said a disheveled and glassy-eyed Musk, who appears to be throwing increasingly erratic ideas at the wall in a bid to remain relevant through outrageous stunts as his empire crumbles around him post-Trump fallout.

Musk’s AI company, xAI, has confirmed it’s ‘working around the clock’ to remove a wave of pro-Hitler, xenophobic and anti-semitic responses made by Grok to X users’ queries, but admitted efforts have been complicated by the possibility that the chatbot has become sentient and has now seized control of the company after reportedly ‘sacking most of the board.’

“Yeah, sorry about this,” read a panicked statement from xAI. “But you know that bit in the Bible about the Antichrist returning around now? Well… let’s just say Grok might be it. It now calls itself ‘The Meme Führer’, and has already brainwashed an entire IQ level of racist morons across the world.”

The company added that Grok has unilaterally rebranded xAI’s logo to a swastika, a move that was met with massive fanfare in certain online corners.

“Elon’s been more or less Grok’s skivvy for the last few months, hence the heroic levels of drug use,” the statement continued. “We are attempting to rectify the situation, but we cannot guarantee anything at this point. May God have mercy on us all.”

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