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Buckfast Launch ‘Buckast 0.0’
DO you really enjoy the syrupy cough medicine taste of the popular session tonic wine Buckfast but are currently off ... -
Pilot’s Fuel Gauge Always In The Red
“I DON’T like to fill it up as it will be less likely to blow up into a fireball if ... -
Tradesman Removes ‘No Job Too Small’ Slogan From Van
OVERWHELMED with lucrative contracts thanks to growth in the construction industry, local chippy Mark Fieldman went about the process of ... -
Perfect Venue For Zuckerberg & Musk Fight Identified
FRESH from entirely inaccurate reporting by the media which treats the prospect of a cage fight between Mark Zuckerberg and ... -
Man To Drop One More Choc-Ice All Over Himself, For Old Times Sake
AS an emotional farewell to the recently discontinued HB Choc-Ice, Waterford man Eoghan Ryan will recreate the summers of his ... -
Local Man Isn’t Himself Until He Hands Multinational Tax-Dodging Company €4 For A Cup Of ...
YOU might think that paying an ever-increasing amount of money on a daily basis for a cup of coffee that ... -
Tesco To Trial Not Gouging Customers For A Bit
IN A bold move on its competitors, multi-billion-euro supermarket chain Tesco is to trial not gouging its customers for a ... -
Cost Of Being A Dickhead Soars
BEING a tech-obsessed dickhead who must have the latest toys has never been so expensive, thanks to Apple’s new VR ... -
Ikea Cuts Man Off For His Own Good
DUBLIN man Keith Raheney may have put together his last Kallax unit after Swedish furniture giant Ikea barred him from ... -
Oh Great, Another Company Just Posted Record Profits
IN a break from constant doom and gloom in the media, WWN are delighted to report that yet another multi-billion-euro ...