-
Apologetic Irish Government Suddenly Place Order With Apple For €13bn Worth Of iPhone 16s
AFTER AN EU court left the government with a face like a bulldog lacking piss off a nettle with news ... -
Man Paid Fuck All Somehow Annoyed At Workers On Strike Seeking Better Pay
AFTER LEARNING that plumbers, fitters and welders on construction sites are striking in an effort to have certain travel allowances ... -
Man With Interview For Kingspan Reminds Self Not To Ask Them About Their ‘Dishonest & ...
PUTTING ASIDE all thoughts of being repulsed by the very idea of associating himself with a company with blood on ... -
Self Service Checkout Manufacturers Finally Sued For False Advertising
BILLIONS of shoppers around the world have reportedly welcomed the news that self-service checkout manufacturers will now face a global ... -
Sound Petrol Station Not Charging For Air
AN emergency meeting of the Irish Association of Petrol Stations was held this morning after a rogue, privately-owned county Waterford ... -
Who’d Have Thought? Animals Bred For Gambling Severely Mistreated & Then Discarded
AFTER reporting revealed that 2,800 greyhounds born in Ireland in 2021 are now dead or unaccounted for, a growing number ... -
Remember It’s RNLI Casual Friday Today
THE RNLI has reminded beach goers that today is casual Friday and expect to see its volunteers not wearing stuffy ... -
Hotelier Wondering If He Can Convert Linen Cupboard Into Another Bedroom For Refugee
SCOPING out yet another nook and cranny to convert in his already packed ‘hotel’, local owner Terry Price began taking ... -
Strategic Mid Afternoon Nap Completely Misjudged By Man Now Even More Tired & Groggy
EMERGING BLEARY-EYED from a strategic nap that has been deeply miscalculated, local man Tom Feeney is even more foggy of ... -
“Sorry, I Butt-Dialled The Emergency Shutdown Code” Microsoft CEO
MICROSOFT CEO Satya Nadella has apologised profusely today after apparently butt-dialling the company’s emergency shutdown code this morning sparking mayhem ...
