A NEW report into the cost of living in Ireland has found that thousands of households are set to be hit with a significant rise in the cost of fuel and energy bills, TV packages, along with bin collection increases, WWN can fucking confirm. The fucking report pinpointed a sharp rise in inflation behind the… Read more »
UTILISING all the muscles in her neck and shoulders, retail worker Leanne Fisher cast her head skywards and took two steps backward to demonstrate in the most dramatic fashion to a customer that she wasn’t slyly trying to learn his pin number prior to mugging him for his card at some point in the future…. Read more »
VIDEO streaming platform YouTube have unveiled their first ever public video library in Dublin in a bid to facilitate a surging number of people choosing to ‘do their own research’, WWN can report. The three-story modern style building will house walk-in streaming booths with access to YouTube’s vast array of independently produced, unresearched and unregulated… Read more »
FURTHER expanding on his in no way disingenuous and sarcastic throw down to the UN World Food Programme in which he said he would pledge the $6 billion required to eradicate world hunger if the WFP open up their accounts to everyone, Elon Musk is now questioning the point of it all. “Oh it turns… Read more »
MILLIONS of estranged aunts and uncles across the world awoke this morning with what is being described as newly found outlook on life devoid of all irrational leanings and chronic anxiety for the first time in over a decade, WWN can report. Clear minded but hungover from years of internal conflict, Facebook users reported a… Read more »
LOCAL brick layer Tony Woods has decided that he’s not going to bother getting the covid vaccine for fear he’ll get the absolute piss ripped out of him by the lads, who continue to speculate on global conspiracy theories through WhatsApp groups and badly pixelated conspiracy memes. “There’s not a chance in hell I’ll get… Read more »
DESPITE being confined to a desk at home and not setting foot in his company’s offices at any point over the last 19 months, local man Stephen McCattigan steadfastly refuses to be seen aware without his work lanyard draped around his neck. “When I was heading in and out of the office when offices and… Read more »
FACEBOOK founder Mark Zuckerberg announced yesterday that the company is to change its parent company name to ‘Meta’ as part of a major rebrand, bless his cotton socks. Sure, God love the 37-year-old following a live stream pitch which detailed his newly coined Metaverse and saw Zuckerberg attempt to bury 18 years of moral malpractice… Read more »
A HUGE trove of leaked documents from inside Facebook released this week has shown absolutely nothing of significance to incriminate the social media giant so there’s no need to worry, please keep using it, an unprompted WWN can confirm. Allegations from staff that Facebook prioritised engagement of its users over their safety are totally unfounded,… Read more »
