Local Man Scrolls Through Torrent Of Non-Consensual AI ‘Digitally Undressed’ Images On X In Search For Accurate Venezuela News
A REGULAR USER of the X social media platform is finding it harder than usual to find 100% accurate, up-to-the-second updates on events in Venezuela due to the deluge of Grok generated ‘images depicting minors in minimal clothing’.
“Yeah, sure, there’s all these creeps, enabled by Elon Musk, requesting non-consensual AI imagery of women and girls in bikinis but X is still my go to place for information you can trust,” confirmed local X user, Niall O’Tanlan, not fully aware of how he was presenting himself.
“Only an idiot would try to get information on unfolding international events from another source but I happen to know that the only place to get truly accurate takes on the events in Venezuela is the CSAM head office otherwise known as Elon Musk’s X,” added O’Tanlan, manfully scrolling past objectionable content he wasn’t 100% sure he hadn’t broken some law by laying his eyes on.
“What’s the alternative, a news organisation staffed by journalists? Ha, nice joke just because an AI bot is producing a prolific amount of generated revenge porn and pictures of teenage girls in scantily clad outfits you think that should give me pause and consider using other platforms? Nonsense,” added O’Tanlan, shocked to learn Nicholás Maduro turned up to his New York arraignment in a bikini.
Elsewhere, the Irish government has confirmed it has no strong opinions on the fact a billionaire’s social media platform is generating these images and breaking the law, but is committed to forcing every citizen to have to register online with a digital ID.
“Ah sure look, these things happen, a social media AI-tool produces a bunch of sick images that qualify as child abuse, what can ya do? Just one of those things. But listen, we can’t have you doing mad things like having an anonymous account on Reddit or Boards to talk shite, that’s madness,” confirmed the government.
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