Davos To Hear Of Worrying Crackdown On International Paedo Rings Used By Rich Elites
THE ANNUAL Davos Summit kicks off today with the world’s most influential business people and politicians gathering in the Swiss town to discuss the most pressing issues facing humanity.
Top of the agenda for day one at the summit was a closed doors session on the worrying crackdown on the international paedo rings run by rich elites. WWN was able to gain access to the meeting by posing as a disgraced former entertainer who was cancelled but is still invited to absolutely every single major event on the social calendar.
“We’re facing a real risk that rich paedos no longer feel welcome in America,” shared American leader Donald Trump, as he was handed a microphone during a panel discussion.
Other topics on today’s agenda such as ‘poisoning local water supply of rural villages – how to’, ‘covering up murder of whistleblowers’ and ‘calling everything AI and watching stock prices soar’ were cancelled as the session ran 4 hours over time.
“As much as I’ve tried to signal ‘you’re welcome here’ by being a sex offender myself and by refusing a court order to release the Epstein files, we must remain ever vigilant and make sure people with back bones and morals are always kept away from judicial and policing roles so they can never hold anyone to account,” added Trump, before spotting some snow out a window and ordering the Secret Service to invade what he presumed was Greenland.
While the wealthy in attendance couldn’t argue with the fact they are richer than ever, they couldn’t escape the feeling that sadly it was becoming harder to enjoy an underground paedophile network, given the horribly negative reception such things receive from ‘bitter and poor online trolls’.
“We’re finding a similar problem in the UK, when people see royalty being stripped of titles but facing no actual consequences, the rich nonces of the world no longer see the UK as a haven for abuse among the rich and the powerful. These are challenging times, but we aim to win back your confidence,” shared UK leader Keir Starmer with perverts in the audience.
Elsewhere, the annual Oxfam study into the growing inequality gap throughout the world revealed that Ireland’s 11 billionaires collectively earn as much as 85% of the lazy, workshy and jealous Irish public.
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