Shit, Work Thing You Put Off Not Magically Done While You Were Away

AN OFFICE-WIDE investigation has commenced off the back of the shocking discovery that the task you put off doing before the Christmas holidays has not been completed in your absence while compnay premises were closed, WWN can sensationally reveal.

Even though you are the employee with sole responsibility for the task and are the only one with the required knowledge to complete it, it has come as a great shock to you that there does not exist a secret network of anti-work stress fairies who cover for you when you excitedly said ‘that’s next year’s bullshit’ as you clocked out midday Christmas Eve and headed to the pub.

“What the actual fuck?” you despondently exclaimed upon being greeted with the work you put off doing, joining just 95% of other office workers in the population who tried a similar ‘trick’ which has now back fired spectacularly.

“Somebody should have warned me, this is ridiculous, isn’t this illegal or something?” you argued as you were faced with the consequences of your own actions you are now pretending to have no prior knowledge of.

“Fuck,” you added, five minutes into what already felt like a 49-hour long shift.