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“The Power Of Christ Compels You” Screams The Pope After Tackling Trump To The Ground

REPORTS emanating from the Vatican this morning contrast greatly with the official accounts of US President Donald Trump’s first meeting with Pope Francis, WWN can confirm. The first meeting between the two leaders had been much anticipated after the Pope decried the toxic messages Trump shared on his presidential campaign, solidified by Republican budget proposals… Read more »

Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit

A PARADE of trucks, from several competing fumigation service providers, were seen lining up outside the White House at 7am this morning following reports that the Oval Office may have become infested with noxious bullshit. Many concerned citizens working in buildings in the surrounding Washington DC area complained about the overwhelming stench shortly after President… Read more »

Melania Trump Blinks The Word ‘Help’ In Morse Code

EXPERTS in Morse code are claiming the American first lady, Melania Trump, blinked the letters ‘H.E.L.P.’ during her first official appearance as First Lady at the White House on Wednesday to welcome Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his wife Sara. Standing outside the South Portico of the White House with husband, President Donald Trump, the 46-year-old… Read more »