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“The Power Of Christ Compels You” Screams The Pope After Tackling Trump To The Ground
REPORTS emanating from the Vatican this morning contrast greatly with the official accounts of US President Donald Trump’s first meeting ... -
Ground Zero To Be Used To Store Crude Oil As Part Of Saudi Arms Deal
AMERICAN defense stocks soared Monday after President Donald Trump signed a $110 billion weapons deal with Saudi Arabia, a move that will ... -
Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit
A PARADE of trucks, from several competing fumigation service providers, were seen lining up outside the White House at 7am ... -
Trump’s Tax Reforms Written On Smudged McDonald’s Napkin
PRESIDENT Trump’s newly unveiled tax reforms have been welcomed by the poorest rich people in America, despite the fact the ... -
Trump Confirms Mexican Wall Must Contain World’s Smallest Glory Hole
AS THE Trump administration backs down on border wall funding while it continues the tendering process for bids on the ... -
Ivanka Trump Demands That Her Dad Gets Her A Nut-Sorting Squirrel
DONALD Trump is today attempting to locate a squirrel with the ability to sort bad nuts from good ones, in ... -
Trump Gives Second, Slightly Less Xenophobic Travel Ban A Go
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION has rallied round its president and devised a slightly less xenophobic travel ban which is set to ... -
New House Of Cards Series Cancelled ‘Because It Can’t Compete With This Shit’
STREAMING GIANT Netflix has made the decision to cancel its successful House of Cards series, citing the fact that despite ... -
Melania Trump Blinks The Word ‘Help’ In Morse Code
EXPERTS in Morse code are claiming the American first lady, Melania Trump, blinked the letters ‘H.E.L.P.’ during her first official appearance ... -
Kim Jong Un Challenges Trump To A Rocket Measuring Contest
WORRY has been expressed at the highest levels within the UN following the successful test of a ballistic missile by ...
