PROCEEDINGS at the presidential inauguration ceremony in Washington DC have been temporarily held up, while president-elect Donald Trump engages in a bitter online flame-war with a Twitter user named ‘MarkBigBallz69’. Despite family members and White House aides urging Trump to ‘just let it go’, the soon-to-be 45th president of the United States stood hammering at… Read more »
NOW that America’s 45th president has been officially sworn into office, President Donald J. Trump is set to occupy the position for the next 4 years, which begs the question: what will he do in the coming weeks that will see him impeached?
AN IRATE and hurt president-elect Donald Trump took to Twitter late last night to criticise the world for failing to nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize, WWN can confirm. “I’ve been prez-elect since November 8th. No Nobel Peace Price nom. SAD,” Trump said, failing to spell ‘prize’ correctly, such was the fury with which… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s latest public address has done little to alleviate fears among American voters that the Republican may be under Russian influence, WWN can reveal. Taking to the podium at a press conference at Trump Tower with a visible earpiece, the president-elect took no questions, instead preferring to deliver a short address exclusively in… Read more »
WHILE his wife Michelle sets her mind to practical tasks such as wrapping the kitchenware in old newspaper and packing it carefully into boxes, outgoing POTUS Barack Obama has enlisted his vice-president Joe Biden in a task which involves hiding dead fish in hard-to-find places around the White House ahead of the inauguration of Donald… Read more »
IT can be hard to keep track of all the developments in the curious case of Americans electing Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States. With the period of transition in full swing ahead of his 20th of January inauguration, Trump’s nascent administration is beginning to take shape with a number of… Read more »
PRESIDENT elect Donald Trump has announced today that he is going to “pretend to leave his business empire to his children” in a bid to distance himself from perceived conflicts of interest. Speaking to his millions of Facebook followers, Mr. Trump quashed growing fears that he may take advantage of his new role by telling… Read more »
“GO AWAY, go away, no, I’m not listening, go away” THE words of president-elect Donald Trump as he locked himself in his Trump Tower penthouse apartment bedroom this morning. Reacting with customary petulance, the soon-to-be president of the United States threw himself with all his might into a tantrum of epic proportions after being informed… Read more »
CAREFUL to dispose of the nuclear codes under the cover of darkness, US president Barack Obama began digging at an unknown patch of earth behind the White House at 3am this morning, WWN has learned. However, there was some urgency required as first light began to break over the horizon and Obama, along with two… Read more »
THE campaign team behind presidential nominee Donald Trump has today dragged the good name of Irish businessman Denis O’Brien into disrepute, in a damning email released late last night. The focus of the lengthy outburst, which bizarrely draws attention to Mr. O’Brien’s kind hearted €22 million donation to the Clinton Foundation, attempts to blacken the Irish humanitarian’s good work in… Read more »
