PRESIDENT elect Donald Trump has announced today that he is going to “pretend to leave his business empire to his children” in a bid to distance himself from perceived conflicts of interest. Speaking to his millions of Facebook followers, Mr. Trump quashed growing fears that he may take advantage of his new role by telling… Read more »
“GO AWAY, go away, no, I’m not listening, go away” THE words of president-elect Donald Trump as he locked himself in his Trump Tower penthouse apartment bedroom this morning. Reacting with customary petulance, the soon-to-be president of the United States threw himself with all his might into a tantrum of epic proportions after being informed… Read more »
CAREFUL to dispose of the nuclear codes under the cover of darkness, US president Barack Obama began digging at an unknown patch of earth behind the White House at 3am this morning, WWN has learned. However, there was some urgency required as first light began to break over the horizon and Obama, along with two… Read more »
THE campaign team behind presidential nominee Donald Trump has today dragged the good name of Irish businessman Denis O’Brien into disrepute, in a damning email released late last night. The focus of the lengthy outburst, which bizarrely draws attention to Mr. O’Brien’s kind hearted €22 million donation to the Clinton Foundation, attempts to blacken the Irish humanitarian’s good work in… Read more »
OUTGOING US President Barack Obama is reportedly considering using his 3rd and final secret assassination on likely Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, WWN can exclusively reveal. As the prospect of a Trump presidency looks more and more like becoming a reality, it is believed Obama has begun deliberating using a secret assassination, given to all… Read more »
REPUBLICAN presidential nominee frontrunner Donald Trump has admitted that he wakes up every morning soaked in sweat at the thoughts of the American public finally calling him on his negative points, any one of which could see his bid for the White House come tumbling down. Instead, Trump continues to rack up support in key… Read more »
AMERICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump has admitted to drawing on the measured and reasoned writings of Adolf Hilter’s manifesto Mein Kampf in an effort to find a solution to the ‘Muslim problem’. Speaking at a Republican rally, Trump endorsed proposals such as collating a database on US citizens who happen to be Muslim, and perhaps… Read more »