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“You’re Fired!” Trump Tells Wildfire Victims
DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The ... -
7 Things Trump Has Done In The Last 24 Hours To Distract Media From Russia ...
IN THE days following the news US President Donald Trump’s former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying ... -
Trump Shares Video From Mentally Disturbed Racist
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is receiving fresh criticism after sharing videos on social media belonging to a grotesquely racist buffoon who ... -
Breaking: Yemen Almost Newsworthy
BREAKING: the famine in Yemen, made possible by the use of US weapons by Saudi Arabia to target and destroy ... -
Kim Jong Un Attends First Meeting Of Pyongyang Weight Watchers
NORTH KOREAN insiders have revealed for the first time the true affect US President Donald Trump’s comments about Kim Jong ... -
“Leaking My Twitter Messages Is A Gross Violation Of My Privacy”
JULIAN ASSANGE has hit out at the people responsible for leaking his private communications with the son of US President ... -
Trump Declares [Insert Horrible Shit Here]
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has angered [minority] groups across America today, after announcing [fundamentally unsound and outright counterproductive policy which ... -
Trump Spends Day Squeezing Nipples, Shredding Obama’s Policies
US President Donald Trump has twice-daily sessions in the Oval Office where he strips to his socks, covers himself in ... -
Jared Kushner Registered As ‘Qualified For Job’ In Embarrassing White House Error
FURTHER embarrassment has been heaped on the Trump administration just hours after it was reported that Jared Kushner was registered ... -
USA Declare War On North Korean Declaration Of War Over USA Declaration Of War
THE UNITED States has responded aggressively to an aggressive North Korean response to Donald Trump’s aggressive response to Kim Jong ...