DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The Apprentice back in a tweet aimed at the victims of the wildfires currently engulfing large areas of California. “California… your fired!!” tweeted Trump this morning, before deleting the tweet and re-posting it with the more… Read more »
IN THE days following the news US President Donald Trump’s former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, the bilious billionaire has been quick in his efforts to try to distract the American public and media. In the last 24 hours alone, Trump has been busy firing off phrases and… Read more »
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is receiving fresh criticism after sharing videos on social media belonging to a grotesquely racist buffoon who is clearly mentally disturbed, WWN understands. The torrent of criticism for sharing videos from a blonde-wigged and overweight 70-year-old comes very soon after Trump, using his highly influential Twitter and Facebook platforms, recently shared spurious… Read more »
BREAKING: the famine in Yemen, made possible by the use of US weapons by Saudi Arabia to target and destroy food supplies, thereby committing war crimes, is tantilisingly close to being newsworthy, WWN can confirm. It is not yet clear what piece of journalism will push the conflict between Saudi Arabia and Yemen into the… Read more »
NORTH KOREAN insiders have revealed for the first time the true affect US President Donald Trump’s comments about Kim Jong Un’s weight have had on the rotund dictator, WWN can report. “He’s barely eating his daily tub of ice cream, he just picks at it once he’s finished the first two litres of it,” explained… Read more »
JULIAN ASSANGE has hit out at the people responsible for leaking his private communications with the son of US President Donald Trump, which took place on Twitter, labeling the leak ‘a gross and reprehensible violation of my privacy, something everyone is entitled to’. Assange, founder of Wikileaks, an organisation that specialises in the leaking of… Read more »
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has angered [minority] groups across America today, after announcing [fundamentally unsound and outright counterproductive policy which flies in the face of reason and common sense] today. Trump issued the statement via a number of tweets today, which stated that [140-character stream of conciosusness containing questionable grammar and petty, snide remarks taking potshots… Read more »
US President Donald Trump has twice-daily sessions in the Oval Office where he strips to his socks, covers himself in a lubricant of vague origins, and then plays with his erogenous zones while undoing 8 years of Barack Obama’s reforms, according to a source close to the White House. Dubbed his ‘happy time’, Trump uses… Read more »
FURTHER embarrassment has been heaped on the Trump administration just hours after it was reported that Jared Kushner was registered as ‘female’ on New York State Board’s voting register. With the Trump administration in the middle of wildly celebrating three scandal free minutes of the presidency, reports began circling in the media that President Trump’s… Read more »
THE UNITED States has responded aggressively to an aggressive North Korean response to Donald Trump’s aggressive response to Kim Jong Un’s continued aggression in the Pacific. Acting on a declaration of war by North Korea, in itself a response to what it claims was a direct declaration of war by the US, the White House… Read more »