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White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
“Oh, I Can’t See How This Could Backfire” World Says After Learning Of Trump/Jong Un ...
THE vast majority of the world’s 7.6 billion population sighed in a dejected manner after learning US leader Donald Trump ... -
News Delivers Some Trivial Trump Bullshit For 878th Day Running
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, ... -
300 Million American Gun Owners Stood By And Did Nothing To Stop Florida Shooting, Finds ...
A RECENTLY published report into the latest school shooting in Florida has found as many as 300,000,000 registered gun owners ... -
Trump Note Includes Instructions To Not Grab Any Pussies
CLOSER inspection of a note spotted in the hands of President Donald Trump at a discussion about the Parkland school ... -
Guns To Phase Out Americans By 2050
A DISTURBING REPORT issued by the International Centre For Research (ICFR) has estimated that guns are on course to phase ... -
World To Give Up Trump For Lent
A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, ... -
Investigation Launched After Donald Trump Gives Articulate Speech
CONSIDERABLE concern has been expressed with an investigation promised within the highest political offices in America following President Donald Trump’s ... -
Guide To Pretending You Don’t Know Who Stormy Daniels Is
RUMOURS surrounding the details of a supposed affair between President Donald Trump and pornstar Stormy Daniels have thrown up significant ... -
Trump Has ‘Very Productive’ Meeting With Davros
ALTHOUGH a mix-up in communications has lead to Donald Trump missing out on attending the World Economic Forum in Davos ...
