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Peasant Hunting At Davos Cancelled Due To Excessive Snow
A QUIET DEVASTATION descended upon the tranquil and serene snow capped hills of Davos, Switzerland this morning after news broke ... -
Trump Medical Exam Confirms His 10″ Penis
THE doctor who performed President Donald Trump’s latest medical examination has been called back to the stand, completely of his ... -
LOL! 1.5 Million Hawaiians Thought They Were Going To Be Nuked & We Can’t Stop ...
AS stories continue to emerge of the panic and chaos caused by the erroneous issuing of a mass text alert ... -
Trump Cancels Planned Visit To White House
DONALD Trump has taken to Twitter from his full-time residence in Mar-a-Lago in Florida, to announce that he has cancelled ... -
America Agrees To Let Celebrities Handle Things From Now On
HOLLYWOOD stars, TV personalities and chart-topping singers are to take care of politics in the United States from now on, ... -
Trump Blasts New Book Over Lack Of Pictures
CURRENT United States president Donald Trump has slammed an incendiary new book detailing his first year in the White House ... -
North Korea Introduces New Senior Advisor
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has unveiled his new senior advisor, Steve Bannon, who he claims will help his country ... -
Confused Trump Threatens To Give Palestine AIDS
NOT content with comparing nuclear button sizes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, a confused US President Donald Trump ... -
World Secretly Rooting For North Korea On This One
WITH the threat of nuclear conflict between the United States and North Korea increasing following the latest bout of chest-bumping ... -
American Voters Surprise World By Not Voting For Alleged Paedophile
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama ...
