A QUIET DEVASTATION descended upon the tranquil and serene snow capped hills of Davos, Switzerland this morning after news broke that the World Economic Forum’s annual peasant hunting would have to be cancelled due to excessive snow. Attendees at WEF, made up of billionaires and world leaders, were said to be saddened at the news,… Read more »
THE doctor who performed President Donald Trump’s latest medical examination has been called back to the stand, completely of his own free will, to add some remarks about the impressive size of POTUS’s penis. White House doctor Ronny Jackson, who yesterday confirmed that Trump is as tall and as beefy as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, called… Read more »
AS stories continue to emerge of the panic and chaos caused by the erroneous issuing of a mass text alert which informed Hawaiians a ballistic missile was on its way to the islands and would obliterate them, we can’t help but see the funny side. WWN Viral Stories Which Are Just Other People’s Tweets Copy… Read more »
DONALD Trump has taken to Twitter from his full-time residence in Mar-a-Lago in Florida, to announce that he has cancelled an upcoming trip to the White House, in protest at a wide range of decisions made by former President Barack Obama that Trump claims were ‘bad for the goodliness of America’. Although most presidents of the… Read more »
HOLLYWOOD stars, TV personalities and chart-topping singers are to take care of politics in the United States from now on, following the trend-setting success of reality television superstar and current POTUS Donald Trump, and the continuing call for celebrities to ‘step up’ for the 2020 election season. The decision was made following calls for Oprah… Read more »
CURRENT United States president Donald Trump has slammed an incendiary new book detailing his first year in the White House for containing little to no photographs, pending a full review when someone reads the rest of it to him. “Fire & Fury” by journalist Michael Wolff paints a chaotic picture of life in the White… Read more »
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has unveiled his new senior advisor, Steve Bannon, who he claims will help his country to achieve a new level of prosperity under the banner ‘Make North Korea Great Again, Not That It Was Ever Anything Less Than Great To Begin With’. Smiling and wearing a red ‘MNKGANTIWEALTGTBW’ baseball cap,… Read more »
NOT content with comparing nuclear button sizes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, a confused US President Donald Trump threatened to give Palestine AIDS in between munching on a family bucket of KFC, WWN can confirm. “Aid? Aides? Aid. Aid! Palestinian aid? AIDS, give them aids,” Trump barked at his White House aides as… Read more »
WITH the threat of nuclear conflict between the United States and North Korea increasing following the latest bout of chest-bumping between Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump, a new poll has shown that huge numbers of people are starting to really get behind the plucky little rogue state. The David and Goliath saga took a fresh… Read more »
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama Senate election failed to install Roy Moore, a man accused of sexual abuse and entering into relationships with underage women, to Congress. “Wait a minute, this isn’t the America I’ve grown to despair at?” exclaimed… Read more »