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Donald Trump Tells Fellow Patients He Is Definitely President Of America

DRESSED in a backless hospital gown that exposed his buttocks, self-confessed President of America Donald Trump regaled fellow patients of an upstate New York mental institution with tales of pending policy decisions and obstinate ‘losers’ who were blocking the country’s progress. “This is what is wrong with America. The president shouldn’t be banned for banning… Read more »

Trump Demands Burritos Be Renamed “Freedom Wraps”

AS relations between the US and Mexico continue to crumble over the onerous issue of immigration and ‘the wall’, President Donald Trump has demanded that a range of Mexican foodstuffs be renamed to be ‘more patriotic’. Taking example from the 2003 incident in which France opposed the US on the invasion of Iraq, leading to… Read more »

Ladder Purchases In Mexico Rise By 9,000%

THERE has been a 9000% rise in purchases of ladders in Mexico in the hours after US president Donald Trump indicated construction of a border wall between America and Mexico could begin in the coming days, WWN can confirm. President Trump has assembled the greatest construction minds in America to engage in building the wall,… Read more »

Trump Executes 12 Journalists In Show Of Force

THE lifeless corpses of 12 White House press correspondents were flung from the boot of a blacked out SUV at the break of dawn just metres away from the Washington Mall, and represent a clear statement of intent from the Trump administration WWN can report. The bodies a reminder, as if one was needed, of… Read more »