DRESSED in a backless hospital gown that exposed his buttocks, self-confessed President of America Donald Trump regaled fellow patients of an upstate New York mental institution with tales of pending policy decisions and obstinate ‘losers’ who were blocking the country’s progress. “This is what is wrong with America. The president shouldn’t be banned for banning… Read more »
THERE are many reasons why people aren’t familiar with the Bowling Green Massacre; the biased media refused to cover it, the Obama administration hushed it all up, the survivors refused to talk about it. Nobody had a phone with them that day… in fact, if it wasn’t for senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway citing… Read more »
EVERY MUSLIM in America from the 17th of February will be expected to wear an armband with a crescent moon with a star on it as part of a new law to be passed by American president Donald Trump, WWN can reveal. Over 3.3 million Muslims living in the United States will first have to… Read more »
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today have been revealed to the media. Issues of trade, ‘the special relationship’, immigration and Brexit had been expected to form the bulk of subjects up for discussion between the two leaders, however it has now… Read more »
AS relations between the US and Mexico continue to crumble over the onerous issue of immigration and ‘the wall’, President Donald Trump has demanded that a range of Mexican foodstuffs be renamed to be ‘more patriotic’. Taking example from the 2003 incident in which France opposed the US on the invasion of Iraq, leading to… Read more »
THERE has been a 9000% rise in purchases of ladders in Mexico in the hours after US president Donald Trump indicated construction of a border wall between America and Mexico could begin in the coming days, WWN can confirm. President Trump has assembled the greatest construction minds in America to engage in building the wall,… Read more »
MEXICAN President Enrique Peña Nieto has confirmed today that a proposed plan to build a wall between the United States will now go ahead, in a bid to stem the flow of ‘American refugees’ currently attempting to migrate from the Trump-led nation. Pena Nieto, who previously dismissed President Trump’s proposal to build a 35 to… Read more »
A MOVING story which is only coming to light in recent hours reveals for the first time how a plucky 11-year-old won the once in a lifetime chance to write the inauguration speech for America’s 45th president, Donald J Trump. “I don’t know, I guess it was cool,” the words of the competition winner, 11-year-old… Read more »
THE lifeless corpses of 12 White House press correspondents were flung from the boot of a blacked out SUV at the break of dawn just metres away from the Washington Mall, and represent a clear statement of intent from the Trump administration WWN can report. The bodies a reminder, as if one was needed, of… Read more »
“STAY on Trump, stay on Trump” barked the director in the TV control room, trying his best to maintain a sense of calm order following the sudden appearance of a ghostly pale horse onstage with the newly sworn-in POTUS in Washington DC. “Camera 2, stay on Trump. Camera 3, 4, wide crowd shots only, okay?… Read more »