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Donald Trump Tells Fellow Patients He Is Definitely President Of America
DRESSED in a backless hospital gown that exposed his buttocks, self-confessed President of America Donald Trump regaled fellow patients of ... -
We Speak To The Survivors Of The Bowling Green Massacre
THERE are many reasons why people aren’t familiar with the Bowling Green Massacre; the biased media refused to cover it, ... -
Trump Confirms Muslims Must Wear Crescent Moon With Star Armbands
EVERY MUSLIM in America from the 17th of February will be expected to wear an armband with a crescent moon ... -
British PM To Discuss Whatever Random Thought Comes Into Trump’s Head Next
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today ... -
Trump Demands Burritos Be Renamed “Freedom Wraps”
AS relations between the US and Mexico continue to crumble over the onerous issue of immigration and ‘the wall’, President ... -
Ladder Purchases In Mexico Rise By 9,000%
THERE has been a 9000% rise in purchases of ladders in Mexico in the hours after US president Donald Trump ... -
Mexico Agrees To Build Wall Following Large Influx Of American Refugees
MEXICAN President Enrique Peña Nieto has confirmed today that a proposed plan to build a wall between the United States ... -
Revealed: The 11-Year-Old Competition Winner Who Wrote Trump’s Inauguration Speech
A MOVING story which is only coming to light in recent hours reveals for the first time how a plucky ... -
Trump Executes 12 Journalists In Show Of Force
THE lifeless corpses of 12 White House press correspondents were flung from the boot of a blacked out SUV at ... -
America Tries To Ignore Pale Horse That Just Appeared Beside Trump
“STAY on Trump, stay on Trump” barked the director in the TV control room, trying his best to maintain a ...
