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Local Man Would Be Better Off On The Dole
WATERFORD store manager Manus Whelan has spent the morning bitterly complaining how he would be better off on social welfare, ... -
“You Know, I Used To Be Taoiseach” Inebriated Enda Kenny Tells Barman
PROPPING up the bar at an early house in his native Castlebar, local man Enda Kenny has begun wearing the ... -
Nation Urges Varadkar Not To Make Such A Holy Fucking Show Of Us
HAVING hoped that a newer, younger, more modern Taoiseach would mean less national embarrassment for the Nation, the population of ... -
Court Grants Donald Trump Divorce From Reality
A NEW YORK court has finally granted sitting US President Donald Trump his fourth divorce after a lengthy battle which ...