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Ireland To Be Hotter Than Your Cousin Sinéad This Week

PARTS of the Ireland will be hotter that your first cousin, Sinéad, this week with the rest of the country following not too far behind. The sexy South East is set to rival Sinéad’s perfectly proportioned frame and firm behind, even surpassing her when she was in her high teens. “Phwoar, Wexford is going to be absolutely… Read more »

UKIP Melted Down For Glue

ALL currently active members of the United Kingdom Independent Party are to be rounded up into slatted lorries and brought to their nearest knackering yard, where they will be rendered down and used as materials for creating a wide range of glues, mastics and adhesives. The decision to send UKIP to the glue factory was… Read more »