AFTER CONSISTENT CALLS from animal rights group the specialist skincare range of products under the banner of Dove will cease to mulch dove birds into a white paste for use in all their production. The angelic birds are renowned for their gleaming white feathers, which have skin restorative powers, initially making their bones and flesh… Read more »
WALL TO WALL sporting greatness typified the 2010s as the likes of Williams, Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Taylor, Biles, Ronaldo, Messi, Lebron, McIlroy, Bolt and Hamilton among others made history and inspired awe in everyone who bore witness to their immense feats. It almost seems unfair to whittle down these greats and pour over individual moments… Read more »
WHILE the 2010s didn’t have the high profile wars of previous decades that we took for granted (sorry Iraq) there was plenty for Western arms manufacturers to get excited about. WWN War trawled through the decades to determine what were to put it simply, the best wars on offer. 5) The War On The Poor… Read more »
WE’VE had our film and music lists of the decade and now is the turn of TV, a medium which has transformed in the last decade to arguable usurp film, theatre, art and music as the dominant and most influential cultural forms of the 2010s. In a change from the conventional, stuffy and needless esoteric… Read more »
EARTH’S leading lights were kind enough to share their New Year’s resolutions with WWN and we’re delighted to be able to share them with you, the filthy members of the public who aren’t good enough to be used as toilet paper by any of them: “Win that fucking Oscar for a start. Then my toughest… Read more »
A LOCAL man who briefly found his groove on the chopping board and made light work of half an onion now believes he’s ready for the big time and a place on BBC’s flagship cooking show, Masterchef. Shocking himself in what can only be described as an out of body experience, Daniel O’Boyle (35) “went… Read more »
IN AN unprecedented move, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia has reportedly ordered his own execution for the murder of columnist for The Washington Post Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi last year, WWN has learned. Mohammed bin Salman had previously overseen the death sentences of five men this week for the journalist’s murder, but later succumbed to… Read more »
A LOCAL musician busking in aid of homeless charities in Waterford city centre today would still want to give it a fucking rest, despite his good intentions, WWN has learned. Tom Williams, who probably recycles properly and even gives blood, spent the morning singing songs for buskaid in the hopes of raising awareness and money… Read more »
THERE has been confusion in legal circles and an appeal for scholars of Irish law history to come forward and help explain one judge’s decision labeled as ‘odd, esoteric and possibly unenforceable’, WWN understands. Judge William Lawrence had handed down something he referred to as a ‘prison sentence’ to a defendant found guilty of trying… Read more »
FOUR MEMBERS of the notorious O’Loughlin disorganised crime gang will appear before the courts today charge with failing to rob a bank, WWN understands. In what police have called the easiest arrests they’ve ever made, John ‘The Dunce’ O’Louhglin and his associates Harry ‘Half Brain’ Henderson, Noel ‘No Clue’ Nolan and Ian ‘The Spoon’ Cornell… Read more »