IT’S called a Bisht; a sheer black nightgown type of garment that the Qatari officials draped over the shoulders of Lionel Messi as he stepped up to collect the World Cup yesterday, and it’s just rocketed to the top of every man’s last-minute gift list to their wives and girlfriends. “Do you think maybe you’d… Read more »
IN A RECENTLY deleted tweet in which he used his 10-million follower strong Twitter account to target and mock the mental health struggles of a comedian all because he told a joke, martial artist Conor McGregor, who now fights more cases in the dock than in the ring, claimed ‘I am Ireland’. It was the… Read more »
THE first ever non-summer World Cup has drawn to a close, with a cracker of a contest that saw Argentina edge out France on penalties in a nail-biter for the ages. But it wasn’t all good craic; every now and then the camera would drift to the premium level seats, ruining our enjoyment of the… Read more »
HAPPINESS starved Irish football fans have confirmed that due to Argentina midfielder Alexis Mac Allister having roots in Donabate in Dublin, we have technically won the World Cup. “I can’t wait for the open top bus tour down O’Connell St,” said one fan lost in a delusion which was far more comforting than acknowledging the… Read more »
ON THE OCCASION of returning to the position of Taoiseach, Leo Varadkar has already declared his second stint ‘ruined’ after discovering that, in his absence, Micheál Martin has adjusted the chair in the Taoiseach’s office with all the care and delicacy of a herd of elephants trampling over grass. “I’m only out of the office… Read more »
THE CHRISTMAS party season brings with it craic, controversy and P45s by the boat load. WWN asked readers for their best and most notorious office party horror stories and boy did you deliver. Read a selection of the best urban legends from the office Christmas parties of Ireland here: “This auld lad working the warehouse… Read more »
IT’S the documentary series event the British media and only the British media cares about. However due to the remote chance that our readers, who rely solely on Waterford Whispers News to stay informed, would like to know all the shocking revelation the controversial Netflix show has revealed – strap in: The Queen gave Prince… Read more »
THE latest fishing scam attempting to retrieve victim’s financial information through a new ‘Hi Mum’ WhatsApp text message wasn’t fooling one Irish mother this week, who stated she knew straight away it wasn’t her prick of a son because he never contacts her, WWN reports. “I got excited for all about three milliseconds before coping… Read more »
ELON MUSK has once again been on the receiving end of sympathy and support after heartless Twitter users shared the current location of his plane using publicly available information relating to planes and flight paths. Images circulated by several accounts revealed Musk’s current location to be somewhere up his own asshole, but what seems like… Read more »
ONE DUBLIN woman making a beeline for the toilets is cursing her decision to wear her jumpsuit to dinner at The Curry Pot restaurant. Eye witnesses confirm that Helen Crannon suddenly excused herself from the table she was dining at with several friends and was seen beginning the labour and time-intensive task of disrobing and… Read more »