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Brace Yourself: Here Comes Your Kid’s Bit In School Choir
THERE’s nothing as beautiful as a rousing choral performance at Christmas, as the melodic tones of a group of people ... -
Ronaldo Didn’t Watch Match Last Night, Has No Idea What You’re Talking About
FREE AGENT Cristiano Ronaldo is struggling to follow the words of friends, fans and former colleagues who have all got ... -
“I Was Going To Spend It On Rainbow Flags” EU Politician Defend Bribes From Qatar
THE VICE PRESIDENT of the EU parliament embroiled in a bribery scandal which has seen €600,000 in cash, purportedly a ... -
How To Help Guests Get The Hint It’s Time To Fuck Off Home
ENTERTAINING friends in your home can be a lovely and rewarding experience but for the 98% of Irish people who ... -
Contrary Bollocks Loved ‘Banshees Of Inisherin’ Until It Got Nominated For 8 Golden Globes
A LOCAL contrarian has suddenly and sensationally spoken out against Martin McDonagh’s critically acclaimed ‘The Banshees Of Inisherin’ on the ... -
Elon Musk Not Crying, You’re Crying
DESPITE tears pouring from his eyes like stock value leaving Tesla shares, Elon Musk has categorically denied becoming upset in ... -
New Apple Update Lets You Save One Chinese Child Labour Victim Of Your Choice
IPHONE users are being incentivised to install the latest software update with the promise of being given the chance to ... -
On This Day 2045: Enoch Burke Leaves Mountjoy Prison
FINALLY after 23 years of refusing to obey a court order to stay away from his place of employment, jailed ... -
Coronation Street Producer Scouts Manchester Maternity Ward For Next Life-Long Actor
THERE was a buzz in a Manchester hospital this afternoon as Coronation Street producer Damien Harte began searching for the ... -
Dublin Zoo Defends New Social Welfare Recipients Enclosure
A CONTROVERSIAL new enclosure at Dublin Zoo has become the source of intense debate among the public, with many defending ... -
Twitter Staff Tell Musk To Leave Giant Plug Alone, Just Stop Thinking About It
DESPITE the best efforts of Twitter’s remaining engineers, new owner Elon Musk has discovered the giant plug that connects the ... -
Varadkar Leaks News Of New Waterford Whispers Book
THE EDITORIAL BOARD of WWN condemns in the strongest terms Tánaiste Leo Varadkar’s decision to leak the news of WWN’s ...
