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Arrest Of FTX Founder Should Bring End To Crypto Scams

THE arrest of Sam Bankman Fried, CEO of cryptocurrency exchange firm FTX, in the Bahamas for one of the biggest financial frauds in history has signaled the snuffing out of the digital currency sector’s first, only and last scam artist, sources close to the industry have confirmed. “It’s not often an industry gets cleaned up… Read more »

“Wait, He Was?”: Irish People React To Micheál Martin’s Time As Taoiseach Coming To An End

AFTER sitting through his final leaders questions in the Dáil as Taoiseach, Micheál Martin was greeted by fawning praise by everyone from his party colleagues to his other party colleagues. WWN took the temperature of the Irish public on the streets to see how they assessed his time in office and the legacy he leaves… Read more »

“He’s An Intergalactic Eejit” Miles O’Brien Disowns Housing Minister Brother

DARRAGH O’BRIEN had just minutes to enjoy surviving his 80th vote of no confidence motion of the year in the Dáil before his estranged brother and Starfleet chief petty officer Miles O’Brien broke his silence on his sibling’s political career. “I’ve traveled the galaxy and seen countless aliens races of distinct variations, ideologies and capabilities… Read more »

Contrary Bollocks Loved ‘Banshees Of Inisherin’ Until It Got Nominated For 8 Golden Globes

A LOCAL contrarian has suddenly and sensationally spoken out against Martin McDonagh’s critically acclaimed ‘The Banshees Of Inisherin’ on the occasion of the movie receiving eight Golden Globe nominations. “Never cared for it, a bit too predictable if you ask me,” said Colm Canning, who weeks ago was so enamoured with the movie he was… Read more »