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Ukraine Sells Banksy Murals To Buy Surface To Air Missiles
THE UKRAINIAN defence forces have confirmed a fresh order of surface to air missiles after its fast-acting government sold seven ... -
Iran Certain A Few Executions Will Sort All This Out
SOME public hangings, a beheading or two, maybe even a good old-fashioned stoning; these are the ideas on the table ... -
MPs Envious Of Hancock As He Gets Doused In Shit And Bitten By Scorpions
EVEN Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has admitted that Matt Hancock’s decision to go on I’m A Celebrity and get attacked ... -
Why Legalising Cannabis For Personal Use Is A Terrible Idea
DESPITE what smelly blunt smoking Bob Marley fans would have you believe, People Before Profit TD Gino Kenny’s proposed legislation ... -
Putin’s 28 Day Special Military Operation Going Well
JUST 263 days into his 28-day special military operation in Ukraine, army chiefs and advisors to Russian President Vladimir Putin ... -
“Man United Are A Shambles”: Ronaldo Criticises Club For Signing Ronaldo
IN AN EXPLOSIVE preview of his interview with Piers Morgan, football star Cristiano Ronaldo alleges that Manchester United have been ... -
“I Don’t Know About You But I Think I’m Nailing This”
SPEAKING exclusively to WWN Tech, Twitter’s chief arsonist Elon Musk has confessed his performance during his first two weeks on ... -
Landlords Finally Catch A Break With €10000 Retrofitting Tax Break
“THIS IS A renters’ world and we’re just living in it,” remarked landlord Mark Ganney, barely able to greet news ... -
Twitter Users Return To Facebook With Tail Between Legs
‘WELL, well, well!’ stated Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg today, as Twitter refugees arrived back to his social media platform by ... -
Other Watery Piss Alternatives Now Price Of Heineken Has Increased
IT’S the news no former private school student wanted to hear but a Heineken price hike has been confirmed. The ... -
Dublin Bus Unveil First Monster Bus
SEEKING new ways to avoid traffic congestion in the capitl city, Dublin Bus has confirmed a new addition to its ... -
Government Propose Paying Childcare Providers In Play-Doh
MINISTER for Deaf Ears Roderic O’Gorman has suggested making a shortfall in core funding for smaller childcare providers in Play-Doh ...
