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“We’re Not Called The TaliBAN For Nothing Lolz” Taliban Defends Banning Women From Parks
“GUYS IT’S literally in the name,” explained a spokesman for the Taliban defending their decision to ban women from parks ... -
Musk Appoints Neuralink Monkey As Chief Technology Officer
GOING some way to explaining the idiotic tweaks performed on Twitter which have been riven with chaos since his takeover ... -
Republicans Shocked Running Deranged Women Hating Candidates Not A Big Vote Getter
SENIOR US Republicans are scratching their heads after the party failed to match pre-election predictions of huge gains. “Slogans such ... -
Man Felt Nothing Watching John Lewis Ad, Nothing
THE latest John Lewis Christmas advert has been met with tears, smiles and universal acclaim from everyone except Waterford man ... -
Waterford Regeneration Project To Cost 1 Children’s Hospital Canteen
PLANS unveiled for the redevelopment of the North Quays in Waterford which could transform the city as we know it ... -
Ireland Grants Political Asylum To Man Who Egged King Charles
REGRETFUL scenes unfolded in York in England yesterday as a man failed to land a clean hit of an egg ... -
Varadkar Next Taoiseach Because He Put His Euro On The Table
ANY political leader who thought they might be entitled to ‘next go’ as Taoiseach of Ireland has been told to ... -
“I Like To Leave The Empty Milk Carton In The Fridge”
INTERVIEWING Carl Hughes isn’t easy, but after months of discussions with the Department of Justice and senior garda figures, WWN ... -
Instagram To Trial Showing You Posts From People You Actually Follow
INSTAGRAM has announced that they are going to do a trial run of actually showing people stuff they’re interested in ... -
Woman Can’t Quite Put Finger On Why She Hates Young & Happy Coworker With Whole ...
OFFICE worker Susan Gannell has confessed with harbouring simmering resentment toward a new colleague but try as she might, she ... -
Nation Vows To Make Most Of Last Christmas Before Recession
FAMILIES up and down the country are taking a ‘go big or go home’ approach to this Christmas as the ... -
Girlfriend Enters Winter Hibernation
OVERSIZED hoodies, blankets, flannels, hot chocolates, and woolly socks baring the unmistakable Christmas selburose pattern are set to be the ...
