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Local Man Just Can’t Empathise With Iranians Living Under Tyrannical Religious Extremism
LOCAL IRISHMAN Damien O’Fannell has failed in his admittedly brief attempt to find some commonalities between the Irish society he ... -
Martin Vows To Help Tech Companies Pay Any Fines They Receive For Breaking Employment Law
A NUMBER OF high profile multi-national tech companies with job cuts and ignoring employment laws on their minds have received ... -
“Sorry, This Till Is Card Only” Loser Cash Customer Told
A COMPLETE loser looking to for pay for their goods with grubby old cash has rightly been told to wait ... -
“You Should Be Fuckin’ Ashamed Of Yourselves” Says Plastic Entangled Turtle During COP27 Speech
IN ONE of the first major speeches at the UN’s COP27 summit in Egypt, Neville an Indonesian sea turtle and ... -
The US Midterm Elections: Here’s How To Pretend You Know What’s Going On
FINAL campaigning is underway in the United States ahead of the midterm elections tomorrow, leaving many people with very little ... -
Irish Government Diagnosed With World’s First Case Of Socialhousingaphobia
HERALDED at a world’s first and a stunning breakthrough in the fields of psychiatry and neurobiology the Irish government has ... -
“Wash Your Claws, Sneeze Into Your Wing” Stage 5 Lockdown For Poultry
BIRDS across Ireland have been advised of the latest lockdown measures introduced in a bid to flatten the bird flu ... -
Irish Media Outraged By Handpicked Tweets Which Make It Look Like People Were Outraged By ...
ECLIPSING the outrage felt by random faceless Twitter accounts at Paul Mescal not wearing a poppy on the Graham Norton ... -
Zuckerberg Insisting On Announcing Mass Layoffs In Metaverse Meeting
RUMOURS persist that Meta, the parent company of Facebook, are set to announce largescale layoffs but now WWN sources can ... -
‘Not A Single Poppy Worn’: What Happened At The Sinn Féin Ard Fheis According To ...
WWN WAS unable to attend to annual Sinn Féin Ard Fheis as we were having a whip round the local ... -
Dublin Man Urges Girlfriend To Stay Indoors After Bird Flu Warning
ACTING on the hard wired impulse within him to minimise all threats to his loved ones, local man Fergal Christie ... -
Scientist Discover Species Of Very Suspicious Frog
SCIENTISTS in Ecuador are hailing the discovery of a new species of rain frog which is exceedingly suspicious in nature. ...
