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Doing God’s Work: Putin Takes Break From War Crimes For Orthodox Christmas
ONCE AGAIN proving his well-established Christian values and all round generosity, Vladimir Putin has called a halt to his war ... -
Man Seeks Court Injunction Against Ever Having To Hear About Burke Family Again
A MAN has been granted an injunction order against the Irish media, his WhatsApp groups, coworkers and social media networks ... -
Guy Who Attends Dáil 86 Times A Year Insisting Healthcare Staff Work Around The Clock
A MAN who does not return to his place of work until the 18th of January has insisted that healthcare ... -
The Strangest Things Ever Thrown At Politicians
TWEETS from TDs claiming that they had been the target of a manually-launched surface-to-surface faeces missile attack during a public ... -
Commute Home Improved By Significantly More Miserable Man Stuck In Traffic Beside You
“WELL at least I’m not that guy” Every soul-crushing workday traffic jam needs them, for without them the depths of ... -
Leaked: Stephen Donnelly’s Brainstorming Solutions To Hospital Chaos
HAVING visited Beaumont Hospital yesterday evening but not before giving senior managers enough notice to panic-hide the trail of trolleys, ... -
Gianni Infantino’s Most Inappropriate Selfies
COMING UNDER severe criticism for his selfie-taking actions at the funeral of football legend Pelé, yet more examples of Gianni ... -
Jeremy Kyle To Host One Off Royal Special
WELL, well, well; brothers at war William and Harry Windsor are to appear on a one-off comeback royal special of ... -
HSE Managers Converted Into Hospital Beds As Part Of Emergency Measures
AFTER AN all-hands-on-deck meeting emergency measures have been implemented across Ireland’s beleaguered A&E departments, with much needed help coming in ... -
Kilkenny Warned It Really Needs To Up Its Game In 2023
LIKE it didn’t need saying in the first place, an anonymous neighbouring county of Kilkenny has informed the landmass that ...