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Irish Government Diagnosed With World’s First Case Of Socialhousingaphobia

HERALDED at a world’s first and a stunning breakthrough in the fields of psychiatry and neurobiology the Irish government has been diagnosed with a debilitating and terrifying phobia of building social housing, dubbed ‘socialhousingaphobia’. The announcement comes shortly after the government is set to miss yet another housing target, this time failing to €2bn behind… Read more »

Scientist Discover Species Of Very Suspicious Frog

SCIENTISTS in Ecuador are hailing the discovery of a new species of rain frog which is exceedingly suspicious in nature. “I’ve been hurt before” explained the frog, discovered only in the last week by a group of researchers. “Trust no one, only snakes around here,” the frog, named Fred, said referring to its main predator… Read more »