Name: Micheál Martin Age: Old enough to know better. Party: The one that, during the Referendum to Repeal the 8th Amendment, had half of its TDs actively campaigning for a No vote. Superpower: Has family that can be traced all the way back to the lads who shot Michael Collins. Favourite inspirational quote: “The only… Read more »
WHILE SINN FÉIN’S increase in popularity has emerged as the story of the election, Fianna Fáil, if polls are to be believed, will emerge with the most seats from the general election and in a bid to increase the likelihood of this happening have promised the nation’s voters McDonald if they behave themselves. “Yes, now… Read more »
THE Republican controlled Senate has voted to acquit him on charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, allowing US President Donald Trump to take his rightful place alongside other famously not guilty people such as O.J. Simpson, which he did with his trademark humility, grace and poise. With Trump blocking the White House… Read more »
Name: Eamon Ryan. Age: 7 in dog years. Party: Green Party. Superpower: Regeneration, having Saoirse McHugh representing the party. Favourite inspirational quote: “We may not be a big party, but we’ve never served at the political wing of a paramilitary organisation responsible for the deaths of thousands”. Pastimes: Recycling old policies. Key message to public: “You’re… Read more »
VOTING in Ireland’s general election on Saturday? Hungry for yet more information of the leaders of Ireland’s largest parties? Get to know Sinn Féin’s leader in detail below: Name: Mary Louise McDonald Age: 50 Party: Diet Sinn Féin Superpower: Has the lowest center of gravity of any living TD. Favourite inspirational quote: the entirety of… Read more »
POLICE in Los Angeles have launched an investigation into the murder of Hollywood icon Kirk Douglas who was found dead this morning in his home from a suspected gunshot wound to the centre of his chin, WWN can report. The silver screen legend, star of such films as Spartacus and Paths Of Glory, was 103… Read more »
SPEAKING from the lobby of the hotel that he and his family have lived in for three years, nine-year-old Dublin kid Evan Wright has made a heartfelt plea to voters across the country to consider the sanctity of the Special Criminal Court above everything else when they head to the ballot boxes this weekend. Like… Read more »
AHEAD of Ireland’s crucial general election on Saturday the 8th of February, get to know the Taoiseach and leader of the Fine Gael party: Name: Leonidas Varadkar Age: 41 (although his operating system was updated recently) Party: Never. Superpower: Not letting his unrelenting and violent night terrors affect his ability to straight up ignore the… Read more »
FEARFUL that we can’t keep up with the demands of this publication’s editor to come up 40 Coronavirus related stories every hour, aimed at causing mass hysteria with each story more poorly research than the last, WWN has exclusively nabbed an interview with Niamh Tully, an Irish woman who orders Chinese take away now and… Read more »
A GROUNDBREAKING new study into human behaviour and technology has found that if a person does not pick up their phone after the 5th ring, the caller should maybe try texting first, and stop being such an impatient fucking bastard. Research also found that texting first before ringing may be the answer to securing an actual… Read more »