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Petition To Change ‘Irish Potato Famine’ To ‘British Genocide’ Reaches 4.5mn Signatures
A CAMPAIGN to remove the phrase ‘Irish famine’ from the history books has garnered huge support among people polled on ... -
Doing God’s Work: Putin Takes Break From War Crimes For Orthodox Christmas
ONCE AGAIN proving his well-established Christian values and all round generosity, Vladimir Putin has called a halt to his war ... -
Man Seeks Court Injunction Against Ever Having To Hear About Burke Family Again
A MAN has been granted an injunction order against the Irish media, his WhatsApp groups, coworkers and social media networks ... -
Guy Who Attends Dáil 86 Times A Year Insisting Healthcare Staff Work Around The Clock
A MAN who does not return to his place of work until the 18th of January has insisted that healthcare ... -
The Strangest Things Ever Thrown At Politicians
TWEETS from TDs claiming that they had been the target of a manually-launched surface-to-surface faeces missile attack during a public ... -
Commute Home Improved By Significantly More Miserable Man Stuck In Traffic Beside You
“WELL at least I’m not that guy” Every soul-crushing workday traffic jam needs them, for without them the depths of ... -
Leaked: Stephen Donnelly’s Brainstorming Solutions To Hospital Chaos
HAVING visited Beaumont Hospital yesterday evening but not before giving senior managers enough notice to panic-hide the trail of trolleys, ... -
Gianni Infantino’s Most Inappropriate Selfies
COMING UNDER severe criticism for his selfie-taking actions at the funeral of football legend Pelé, yet more examples of Gianni ... -
Jeremy Kyle To Host One Off Royal Special
WELL, well, well; brothers at war William and Harry Windsor are to appear on a one-off comeback royal special of ... -
HSE Managers Converted Into Hospital Beds As Part Of Emergency Measures
AFTER AN all-hands-on-deck meeting emergency measures have been implemented across Ireland’s beleaguered A&E departments, with much needed help coming in ...
