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“I Like To Leave The Empty Milk Carton In The Fridge”

INTERVIEWING Carl Hughes isn’t easy, but after months of discussions with the Department of Justice and senior garda figures, WWN was allowed access to the unrepentant psychopath. Hughes might not be the only psychopath walking among the Irish population, but he is the most notorious. “D’you expect me to apologise or something?” Hughes sneered from… Read more »

Girlfriend Enters Winter Hibernation

OVERSIZED hoodies, blankets, flannels, hot chocolates, and woolly socks baring the unmistakable Christmas selburose pattern are set to be the only things you see your girlfriend in, near or with this winter as her hibernation mode has fully kicked in. “I will be remaining adorably cute for the coming months, those expecting sexy will have… Read more »

Local Man Just Can’t Empathise With Iranians Living Under Tyrannical Religious Extremism

LOCAL IRISHMAN Damien O’Fannell has failed in his admittedly brief attempt to find some commonalities between the Irish society he grew up in and the current struggles faced by Iranian people seeking to break free from religious influence, which claims its authority comes from a religious deity, on personal freedoms. “I’ve no reference point for… Read more »