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Boston Bomber’s Execution To Make Everything Alright
THE execution of one of the men responsible for the Boston marathon bombings will make everything alright, leading experts have ... -
New Irish Army Recruits Now Fully Qualified To Spin Around Town In Jeep
THE latest batch of recruits for the Irish Army have completed their final round of training, and are now fully ... -
8-Year-Old Won’t Shut The Fuck Up Talking About Minecraft
A SECOND class pupil at St. David’s National School, Joey Clancy, has not once stopped talking about the computer game ... -
Man Quite Pleased With Pile Of Shite In Garden Shed
A DUBLIN man has expressed pride at the ever-growing pile of old rubbish in his garden shed, which has doubled ... -
‘God’s Hands’ Finds Ashers Bakery Guilty Of Discrimination
THE landmark legal case against a Belfast bakery has resulted in a guilty verdict on the charge of discrimination, following ... -
Adams Presents Prince Charles With Detonation Device Used In Mountbatten Bomb
“It would basically be like turning on the immersion for a nice bath, only the water tank is thirty pounds ... -
Refugees Opt To Stay On Boat Rather Than Live In Cork
REFUGEES currently sailing to mainland Europe have turned down an offer to land in Kinsale harbour, stating that they’ll just ... -
Lost Vatican Manuscript Reveals Judas Was Gay
NEW evidence released this week claims Judas Iscariot, one of the twelve original disciples of Jesus Christ, was a ‘raging homosexual’ ... -
Americans Not Sure If They Need More Or Less Guns
FOLLOWING a massive shootout between rival biker gangs in the Texas town of Waco which left nine people dead and ... -
Steven Gerrard Honoured By Teammates With Crushing 3-1 Defeat
LIVERPOOL honoured arguably one of their best players to put on the red jersey by losing convincingly against Alan Pardew’s ... -
Undiscovered Tribe Of Healy Rae’s Found In County Kerry
SKIN painted bright red, bald heads partially covered with peaked caps, arrows drawn back in the longbows and aimed square ... -
Nation Can’t Wait For This Referendum To Be Over
AS hostilities continues to increase from both sides of the referendum, the real human cost of the debate has hit ...
