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Curiosity Rover Pulls First Ever Donut On Mars
AMERICAN space agency NASA has confirmed that the Curiosity Rover pulled the first ever donut on the planet Mars this ... -
Al Pacino To Play Man Who Shouts Really Loudly Out Of Nowhere In New Film
ESTEEMED Hollywood actor Al Pacino has signed on to a new movie by director Barry Levinson called ‘Softly, Softly, Shouty, ... -
Local Lad Trying Way Too Fucking Hard To Be Arty
A DUBLIN man is trying way too fucking hard to be arty, claiming he’s suddenly interested in strange pieces that ... -
Joy For Man As Ex-Girlfriend Accidentally Sets Facebook Settings To Public
A GALWAY man has expressed his joy after a change in Facebook privacy policies meant that he could finally get ... -
Nation Not Sure What To Care About Now Referendum Is Over
IRELAND, still deep in the throes of a homosexual hangover has confessed to being at a loss as to what ... -
John Waters ‘Relocating to Uganda’
IRISH columnist John Waters announced today that he is relocating to Uganda and will cease his Irish journalistic career indefinitely. ... -
Average Child Eats 18 Kilos Of Sweets While Spending Day With Grandmother
AN Irish toddler spending the day with their grandmother will ingest almost twice their body-weight in sweets and biscuits, according ... -
Girlfriend Breaks All Bones In Man’s Hand During Screening Of Poltergeist
THE fate of a Dublin man’s relationship remains unclear after taking his girlfriend to a showing of horror movie Poltergeist. ... -
Breda O’Brien Arrested Attempting To Burn Local Ballot Box
IRISH school teacher and newspaper columnist Breda O’Brien was arrested shortly after 1pm today in a school field in Dungarvan, ... -
Women With Bodies At High Risk Of Getting Cancer
CUTTING edge research by the Institute of Research into Research Institutes has revealed that women with bodies are at a ... -
Chinese Takeaways Running Out Of Ways To Sell Bits Of Chicken
A SPOKESPERSON for the Irish Society Of Chinese Takeaways has announced that chefs in restaurants across the country may have ... -
Child Of Same Shit Parents Speaks Out On Referendum
ONE relatively large, but silent group of people who have yet to have their opinion aired on the subject of ...
