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Everyone Secretly Gutted Jewel Thieves Were Caught
EVERYONE has secretly let out a collective remorseful sign upon learning eight men have been arrested for their apparent part ... -
O’Donnell Family Currently Struggling To Cope With Life On The Streets
“IT’S quite a change from Killiney,” says Brian O’Donnell, as he folds his grubby sleeping bag into his backpack and ... -
Government Officially Unveil Two-Tier Justice System For Rich & Poor
DESPITE being in operation for some years in an informal sense, the Government have today further endorsed a two-tier justice ... -
‘Will Gay People Eat My Children?’ & Other Referendum Questions Answered
WITH just one day until polling stations up and down the country open, WWN has reached out to prominent experts ... -
Prince Charles Buys Massive Toblerone On The Way Home
PRINCE Charles will conclude his historic trip to Ireland today by picking up a massive Toblerone in the duty free ... -
UK Knock Ireland Off The Top Of Child Abusers League Table
IRELAND has breathed a sigh of relief after being usurped by near neighbours, the United Kingdom, as the country most ... -
Irish Woman Hospitalised After Son Introduces His Black Girlfriend
AN Irish mother was rushed to Athlone District Hospital last night after falling into what was described as a ‘catatonic ... -
Media Take Pictures Of Alcoholic Struggling With Disease
THE media gathered outside the house of a man who has spoken openly about his battle with alcoholism in ... -
Emotional Scenes As Lad In Pub Finally Upgraded To ‘Regular’
THERE were said to be emotional scenes in O’Neill’s bar in Thurles this afternoon following the announcement that Gerry Lyons’ ... -
Dublin Lad Dislocates Shoulder Throwing Shapes
VINCENT’S accident and emergency department was faced with yet another troubling case of a Dublin male being treated by staff ... -
Noonan To Politely Ask Banks To Stop Fucking Over Customers
MINISTER for finance Michael Noonan is expected to bow down on bended knee and plead with the Ireland’s banks to ... -
Gardaí Arrest Draconian Misuse Of Drugs Acts In Latest ‘E-Tablet’ Death
GARDAÍ investigating the latest tragedy which saw another life taken due to a potentially lethal batch of ‘e-tablets’, have arrested ...
