TICKET holders for the giant hippy magnet known locally as Body and Soul have staunchly denied accusations they are just a bunch of hippies, WWN understands. Claiming that “we’re not hippies, we just love dancing in forests”, ticket holders have rounded on people who say the much loved festival is just a big hippy love… Read more »
A LOCAL WATERFORD woman looking forward to the Bulmers Forbidden Fruit this weekend has confirmed she will ‘like, absolutely lose my mind’ for the entire duration of that one song she loves by indie behemoth Bon Iver. “Oh my God, I love this song,” are the words most likely to be uttered by Waterford City… Read more »
EYE WITNESSES at Bulmers Forbidden Fruit festival can confirm that Jenny Farren and Mark Mangan, known to friends as the ‘Ross and Rachel’ of their group have shifted one another for the third consecutive year on Kilmainham soil. What had first appeared to be a harmless flirtation, beginning as Mark suggested himself and Jenny get… Read more »
A RECENT study conducted by the Institute of Getting The Shift While at a Music Festival (IOGTSWAAMF) has concluded that pretending you are a member of a band that is due to perform on the main stage is still the most popular chat up line at festivals. Men and women looking to strike up conversation… Read more »
A MAN who has found himself ticketless for the upcoming Bulmers Forbidden Fruit Festival, has denounced the 3-day event which features many of his favourite acts as a breeding ground for ‘damn hipsters’. “Ah I’d say it’ll be unbearable. All those ‘I’m too cool for school’ try hards, like I’d be caught dead going to… Read more »
AN OFFICE worker based in Dublin is under the impression people are very interested in the fact he is heading off to Glastonbury this year, WWN has learned. The 22 employees in Hartnell Consultants have assured WWN that they ‘couldn’t give a shit’, and would prefer if 29-year-old Anthony Higgins could shut up about the… Read more »
BANDS. Music. Instruments. Sounds. Stupid clothes. Some bands even come in the form of one person these days. We all know what makes a cool band cool, but sometimes it’s hard to know what is the right amount of cool when it comes to keeping up with your insufferable music Nazi mates. One false move… Read more »
THE Sun, a longtime holdout at Irish concerts for the past 30 years, has hinted that it may make an appearance at one of this years music festivals taking place across Ireland over the summer. The news was met with an ecstatic response from thousands of festival-goers, who have campaigned tirelessly to get the glowing ball of… Read more »
HEADING to the upcoming Forbidden Fruit Festival or any festival at all this summer? You will most certainly need to make your mark in the fashion stakes, and we here at WWN more that happy to help you nail that much sought after ‘festival chic’. Enjoying awesome music is all well and good, but if… Read more »
