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FAI Exploring Possibility Entire Squad Had Covid Twice During Luxembourg Match
ON FOOT of the revelation that Irish international Callum Robinson has once again failed to get a shot on target ... -
Man City Suspend Alleged Rapist, Try To Sign Another Alleged Rapist
THE SHOCKING news that Man City player Benjamin Mendy has been charged with four counts of rape has led the ... -
Mayo Sacrifice Goat At Sunrise Atop Croagh Patrick In Bid To End Curse
THE FRIGHTENED bleating of a young goat was silenced by a sharp blade as the sun rose on Clew Bay ... -
PSG Owners Immediately Put Messi To Work On Qatar World Cup Stadiums
SEEKING to maximise the output from their newly installed signing Lionel Messi, the Qatari government’s ‘Qatar Investment Authority’, which owns ... -
Roy Keane Celebrates 50th Birthday With Bouncy Castle, Pony Rides
IRISH football legend Roy Keane is to unleash a half-century of pent-up happiness in one burst today, with a 50th ... -
Tears From Messi Press Conference Used To Put Out Europe’s Wildfires
TURNING what was a sad occasion for Barcelona and the footballing world into something positive, the torrents of tears shed ... -
Kane Unveils New Haircut After Failing To Turn Up To Spurs Training Again
IN THE LATEST petulant act part of an attempt to force a move to Man City Harry Kane has unveiled ... -
5 Ways Rooney’s Week Could Get Worse
EMBROILED in a late night drinking session turned photoshoot with women rumoured to be ensnaring him in an extortion plot, ... -
Meet The Policeman In Charge Of Wembley Euros Security
A CAREFULLY coordinated effort by a substantial group of very intelligent English football ‘fans’, probably ex-SAS, who outsmarted Wembley security ... -
“Racism Is Staying Home”
ENGLAND’s gallant run to the final of the Euros and subsequent loss to Italy in the cruelest fashion via penalties ...