Tag: football

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

IF YOU’RE wondering how the English media is reacting to their team’s 1-0 victory against a Croatia team in decline that has a 35-year-old Gail Platt as a star player, the campaign for the national anthem to be changed to ‘Three Lions’ has begun, there is a demand for the team to be knighted twice,… Read more »

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

THE day’s action was rendered irrelevant following the incomprehensibly traumatic scenes which unfolded during Denmark’s game against Finland. As the stadium became enveloped in stunned, silent horror and the Danish players made an attempt to form a human shield around their stricken teammate Christian Eriksen to preserve his dignity and privacy as medics fought for… Read more »

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

THE long wait for the European Championships is finally over, but before viewers could actually watch Italy v Turkey they had to first sit through the opening ceremony in Rome: The soaring majesty of Andrea Bocelli’s rendition of Nessun Dorma produced more goosebumps than R.L Stine’s back catalogue, while a woman covered in glitter she… Read more »

After Long Battle, Woman Loses Husband To Euros

MOURNERS lined the street outside no. 23 Castle Court to lend their solidarity and support to local woman Triona Campbell after the sudden loss of her beloved husband Derek to the Euro 2020 championships. “I’ll be fine, but it’s the kids I worry about,” Triona said through tears, trying to grapple with raising her kids… Read more »

Our 10 Euros Predictions

WITH the beginning of Euro 2020 just hours away albeit 12 months late, WWN Sport shares its 10 predictions for a tournament set to be jam packed with drama: 1) The official Euro 2020 mascot will haunt your dreams. No matter how many times your therapist tells you ‘Skillzy’ can’t hurt you, you will spend… Read more »