Tag: football

Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day

HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing official statement in which he confirmed he would be dumping the nation the day before Valentine’s Day. Insiders with a closer understanding of Rice’s thinking have confirmed he felt Irish football fans came on way… Read more »

Marouane Fellaini Donates Hair To 10,000 Bald Men

STAR of Manchester United’s late win against Youngs Boys of Switzerland Marouane Fellaini has been sporting a new look in recent days and WWN can reveal for the first time that the good deed the Belgian midfielder/last minute panic striker carried out when shearing his trademark afro. “They told me not to do it, they… Read more »

Roy Keane Released Back Into Wild

THE football association of Ireland has taken Roy Keane out to the wilderness of rural Cork and released him back into the wild after five years in captivity as assistant to manager Martin O’Neill, whose term as Republic Of Ireland manager ended yesterday. Keane, long regarded as a threat to himself and those around him, had… Read more »