Tag: football

Probably A Perfectly Innocent Explanation For Delaney Loan, Everyone Agrees

DESPITE increased media scrutiny being applied to friend of Denis O’Brien, John Delaney, with everyone except the Irish Independent asking questions about the FAI chief’s €100,000 loan granted to the FAI, the Irish public have asked for all this to cease, claiming they’re sure there’s a reasonable explanation. “Leave the poor man alone, the media… Read more »

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Pictured Walking On Water

AS Manchester United supporters try to comes to terms with their side’s monumental, history-making comeback against PSG last night, manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was pictured taking a relaxing stroll this morning across a body of water. Solksjaer’s impressive start to his career as United manager could see him appointed to the position full time, but… Read more »

Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day

HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing official statement in which he confirmed he would be dumping the nation the day before Valentine’s Day. Insiders with a closer understanding of Rice’s thinking have confirmed he felt Irish football fans came on way… Read more »