A CRIPPLING bout of emotionally charged Post-Tournament Success Disorder flashbacks have been happily and enthusiastically reported by Ireland’s grizzled veterans of Jackie’s Army after the sad passing of their leader, WWN has learned. “It was an honour to serve 3 tours; Germany, Italy and the US, under Jackie” shared another vet, who still laughs at… Read more »
FORMER FAI CEO John Delaney has made the news again today as part of an ongoing OCDE investigation into the financial affairs of the FAI during his disastrous tenure. The court heard of arrangements made by the corporate watchdog to clarify the nature of some documents and files with Delaney, who is currently residing and… Read more »
NOW with actual Premier League football back, Whatsapp groups with names like ‘footy and tits’ have made a long awaited return to being bogged down in shite talk, endless circular arguments about meaningless minor moments in a game and calls for an end to the systemic injustice of VAR. After recovering from the overwhelming rush… Read more »
FOLLOWING Manchester United player Marcus Rashford’s efforts in helping to raise £20 million to feed 3 million people during the Covid-19 crisis, the British public are backing calls to have the 22-year-old replace the entire government. Polling at an impressive ‘not a Tory psychopath’ according to the latest polls, Rashford, who spoke passionately about the… Read more »
CAN YOU believe it’s 30 years since Italia ’90 was staged? Arguably Ireland’s finest sporting moment on a worldwide stage, the little talked about event has now finally been revisited for probably the first ever time by Irish people. As part of our bumper Italia ’90 anniversary coverage which includes 9,000 articles and a 4… Read more »
STUDIOUS and prolific, Olympic-level bullshitter Conor Shellin has been given a new lease of life thanks to the behind-closed-doors return of the Bundesliga. Decamped to his couch all weekend and mainlining hours of football after weeks of devastating withdrawals, Shellin was a hyperactive presence on WhatsApp, Twitter and Instagram delivering stats, facts and opinions on… Read more »
IT’S THE news every soccer fan has been waiting to hear; the Premier League is back with a few tiny, imperceptible adjustments that means the game we know and love can return as normal in the format of the iconic 2002 Nike football cage advert. “An abandoned boat in the middle of the ocean, socially… Read more »
LIVERPOOL crashed out of what remains of this year’s Champions League after a smash and grab masterclass by Diego Simone’s Atletico Madrid; heavily reliant on letting the Merseyside club have an unprecedented 110% of the possession. A resolute and organised Atletico defence, which could face UEFA fines for squatting in their own penalty area, insured… Read more »
LIVERPOOL FC are just four more precious Premier League wins away from ending their long wait for a league title, and as the day draws ever nearer non-Liverpool fans are deep in discussions trying to find ways to cope with the sure-to-be insufferable gloating and outpouring of maudlin tears. WWN Sports is on hand to… Read more »
AFTER the devastating news that UEFA has banned the club from participating in the Champion’s League for two seasons owing to their deceitful financial practices, Man City and their fans were somehow their same positive and ebullient selves today safe in the knowledge that more money was still the answer to their money problems. “Sheffield… Read more »