FOOTBALL fans have begun cancelling their TV sports packages in an act of protest and are refusing to renew their season tickets after Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur’s Champion’s League tie resulted in a draw over two legs. Famously derided by non-fans as a boring inconsequential run around a field, the sport of football proved… Read more »
THE IRISH public warmly greeted the words of Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport Shane Ross when he confirmed the entire FAI board would resign from their positions in July, however, since this news emerged it has become clear that in a further act of sly japery the board wrote their resignations in slowly disappearing… Read more »
AFTER A sobering 4-0 aggregate defeat at the hands of Barcelona, football observers believe Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s side are just 25 elite level players away from bridging the gap between United and Europe’s top clubs. Careful to note that United will ‘need to rebuild’ after the rebuilding phase overseen by David Moyes which was rebuilt… Read more »
FOOTBALL experts are in agreement that no matter what awaits Liverpool’s trophy room at the end of the season there is no doubt the club’s fans will shit themselves as they traverse the white knuckle ride that is the Premier League run in and the Champions League knockout phase. With their team charting a course… Read more »
IT HAS never been more important to say enough is enough in the long arduous fight to support selfless father and inventor of Irish football John Delaney. John needs all the help he can get, now more than ever. It’s been a tough week which has seen firefighters called to dislodge Michael Healy Rae’s tongue… Read more »
IN A BID to bring much needed clarity to the evidence given by their organisation to the Oireachtas Sports Committee yesterday, the FAI has released a carefully worded one finger statement directly to the Irish public. Seeking to offer a more considered testimony that gives a better account of themselves, the FAI released a hand… Read more »
“I COMPARE the persecution I have suffered directly to that of Jesus Christ, and do so only under the strictest legal advice” The words of the FAI’s John Delaney at his appearance before the Oireachtas Sports Committee which was dominated by his decision ‘under legal advice’ to refuse to answer questions while treating the Irish… Read more »
MANCHESTER UNITED face the task of keeping Barcelona maestro Lionel Messi quiet in their bid to take the advantage in their Champion’s League quarterfinal home tie and push for a place in the final four of the compeition. What can Ole Gunnar Solksjaer’s men do to nullify the world’s most decisive footballer? WWN Sport runs… Read more »
TWO mouthwatering ties await soccer fans as the Champions League kicks off its quarterfinal stage with a bang. WWN Sport looks ahead to Liverpool V Porto and Spurs V City and previews the key factors at play in the high profile first legs: Liverpool V Porto Jurgen Klopp has said his side will not underestimate… Read more »
THE FAI has refused to answer questions as to why a fleet of trucks were unloading industrial sized paper shredders into its offices today, but confirmed it would be able to put suspicious minds at ease over their financial practices soon enough. “Kindly piss off there now and leave the Executive Vice-President and ourselves to the business of… Read more »