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It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

A BITTERLY disappointing batch of games only saw 18 goals across 4 games. In truth, the day’s action saw more up and downs than an afternoon on the rollercoasters at Universal Studios Orlando. The pre-game diplomatic row involving Hungary’s government added spice to the Germany game. However, Hungary’s homophobic authoritarian leader, Viktor Orban, decided against… Read more »

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

PORTUGAL and Germany’s games lived up to the hype and was the sort of rewarding summer blockbuster Christopher Nolan wishes Tenet was. The stunning opening goal came from a Portugal counter attack that saw Ronaldo traveling quicker than a Japanese bullet train to catch up with play and send the ball into the back of… Read more »

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euro Round Up)

YESTERDAY’S action was chock-a-block with highly contentious and controversial decisions and that was just Hungary’s passing of new bigoted anti-LGBTQ laws. Hungary’s anti-semetic and authoritarian PM Vicktor Orban blamed his country’s 3-0 loss on a George Soros funded conspiracy, a man he claims grew Cristiano Ronaldo in a lab in a vat of radioactive hair… Read more »

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

THE latest Euros action saw Scotland wishing they hadn’t bothered ending their 23 year wait for a return to tournament football. The worst self-inflicted defeat Scotland have endured since voting to remain part of Britain, the game will be remembered for striker Patrick Schick’s wonder goal which saw him lobbing the keeper from the halfway… Read more »