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FIFA Launch Doping Probe After Ireland Score Screamers In Two Consecutive Games

IN THE AFTERMATH of the ghost of Maradona possessing Nathan Collins during Ireland’s match against Ukraine, and taking into account Micheal Obafemi’s thunderbastard of a goal in the previous game against Scotland, FIFA have been left with no choice but to preemptively ban the Ireland team pending a doping investigation. “There’s simply no other explanation… Read more »

Lovely Gesture: Ireland To Lose To Ukraine Tonight

CONTINUING its enduring acts of solidarity with the Ukrainian people, Ireland has kindly agreed to ‘let’ Ukraine beat them in tonight’s Nation’s League game in Dublin. “You might think that having lost to Armenia, the 92nd ranked team in the world, that we’d have no say in whether Euro 2020 quarter finalists Ukraine beat us… Read more »

Rugby Mad, Liverpool Supporting Kildare Man Could Have Had Better Weekend

IN WHAT experts are calling possibly the worst sporting weekend endured by anyone in recent times, Leinster supporting, Liverpool mad Kildare man Jamie O’Connor finds himself deep in the trenches of sporting defeat. “I’ve found myself in the eye of a shitstorm, everywhere I looked it was heartache” explained red-eyed O’Connor, who watched Leinster lose… Read more »

Football World Heaps Praise On Brave Player Coming Out As Open To Lucrative Deals With Homophobic Regimes

THE FOOTBALL world has immediately thrown its support behind Lionel Messi as he recently came out as someone more than willing to take money from the homophobic regime in Saudi Arabia to promote the country as a tourism ambassador, WWN Sport can reveal. “Wow, this is huge. Hopefully this encourages other footballers reportedly worth €500mn… Read more »