WWN SPORT can exclusively reveal that Spurs have moved heaven and earth, retractable football pitch and golf course in a bid to finalise their signing of Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale and proof to him it was the right move to make. Spurs chairman Daniel Levy confirmed work at the Tottenham’s stadium on converting the… Read more »
UNFANCIED minnows hoping to avoid a hiding against Shamrock Rovers in their Europe League qualifiying round clash. Plucky underdogs AC Milan, who live in the shadow of their Bergamo neighbours and Champions League semi-finalists Atalanta, will be hoping to avoid a serious drubbing at the hands of Jack Byrne and company with manager Stefan Pioli… Read more »
IN A BID TO properly recreate the match day experience ahead of the new season, Premier League bosses have ordered enhanced and even more realistic crowd noises be piped into living rooms and stadiums alike to recreate the verisimilitude of football, something a number of non-white players have openly wondered is ‘really necessary’. With games… Read more »
IT’S EARLY days but the encouraging green shoots are there to be seen; the senior men’s Irish football team are slowly evolving into a team that struggles to compete on the international stage but in a slightly different way than before. Front-foot, possession-based struggles are a world away from the negative and pragmatic depression-inducing longball… Read more »
TIGHTLY clutching the TV remote to his chest and pleading like a whiny child that’s bargaining with a parent to stay up past their bed time, local man Dermot Halgin has informed his girlfriend he just wants to watch two more hours of rolling Lionel Messi coverage across all sport and news channels, please please… Read more »
THOSE in control of the Qatari sovereign wealth fund popped the cork on celebratory bottles of human rights abuses to mark their club PSG’s progress into their first ever Champion’s League final after an imperious 3-0 victory over an energy drink. Qatar, a country just as famous for the high number of deaths among immigrant… Read more »
A SCANDAL as astonishing as recent revelations of Russian interference in British politics has been discovered at the very heart of the Premier League, WWN Sports can reveal. Manchester United’s 2-0 win over Champions League rivals on Leicester City on the final day of the season looked routine until VAR replays revealed that Leicester defender… Read more »
WATERFORD man Eric Lavin is beginning to come to terms with the fact that nothing in life has ever been as easy and stress-free as thrashing his cousins at FIFA 95 on the Mega Drive, and it probably never will be again. Lavin, 42, is just one Irish person who is currently grappling with the… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of his latest high profile blunders in the FA Cup semi-final against Chelsea, Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea has finally admitted regret over his experimental hand surgery, WWN Sport can reveal. “I’ve got to put my hands up and say it’s not good enough,” confirmed De Gea while wildly waving his… Read more »
AN EGREGIOUS miscarriage of justice that has been the subject of several Making A Murderer style documentaries on online streaming platforms has finally had a happy ending after Zinedine Zidane has his bald fraud conviction overturned after a successful appeal. An injustice to rival any, Mr. Zidane (48) was convicted by a jury convened by… Read more »