FINALLY running out of patience, Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has been left with no other option in his quest to push Gareth Bale from the club than to hit him over the head with a shovel, bundle him in the boot of his car and drive out to the nearest desert. “Don’t worry I… Read more »
“YEAH, I had so much fun too. Let’s keep in touch. You’re number? No, I’ve totally got it already somehwere. Mine? It’s like 017-something, there’s like a 5 or 2 in there as well. Oh shit, is that the time? I gotta go!” Waving a fond farewell at a Paris airport, the sports media made… Read more »
PEOPLE have been sharing their first hand accounts of joyously watching England lose to the USA in last night’s World Cup semi-final, providing concrete proof that when it comes to deriving joy from English football failure – the game has reached unparalleled levels of equality. “I thought maybe since the women’s game gets fuck all… Read more »
FIFA has reiterated that no matter the overwhelming evidence of human rights abuses or blatant corruption and bribery you dangle in front of their eyes, Qatar will still be hosting the 2022 World Cup. The news comes after former UEFA chief Michel Platini was arrested for his part in awarding the tournament to Qatar, a… Read more »
“NO, NOT those long ball fundamentalists again! They’re attacking football atheists,” cried out members of Denmark’s national team after learning that they will play familiar foes Ireland for what must be the 17th time this year alone. Threatening to strangle themselves with with high vis training bibs while a holding football cone to their manager’s… Read more »
A LOCAL Liverpool FC fan is still riding high on his club’s recent Champion’s League win, much to the irritation of his non-Liverpool supporting colleagues, WWN Sport can report. Damien Cleary is showing no signs of celebration fatigue as he strolled into work wearing Liverpool socks, shorts and jersey as well as what eye witnesses… Read more »
WHICH team will lift the Champion’s League trophy and be crowned the 2019 winners? In our pre-final preview WWN Sports assesses both teams and predicts where the game will be won and lost. Pre-match entertainment: There will a bloody fight to the death between a cockerel representing Spurs, and a liver bird representing Liverpool. The… Read more »
SUNDAY brought an end to yet another thrilling edition of the Premier League with Manchester City winning the league. WWN Sports casts an eye over the season’s big winners and big losers. Winners – City Well, because, they won. That’s how this thing works. ‘Winners’ – Liverpool This year represents the first ever year the… Read more »
AFTER penning the compelling twists and turns of this season’s Champion’s League, the writer of the football epic has been parachuted in at the last minute to rewrite HBO’s Game of Thrones final outings. Heart-stopping and ingenious outcomes no one saw coming in the Liverpool v Barcelona and Ajax v Spurs episodes have landed largely… Read more »
THE football world set about trying to fully process what Liverpool has just achieved, pouring over the game’s finer details and surmising the only way it would have been possible to overturn a 3-0 first leg deficit against Barcelona would be by utilising every last FIFA19 cheat code and secret that exists. “Point to where… Read more »