WHILE England have expressed their confusion at being inconvenienced by this evening’s foregone conclusion against Denmark, a mere 4 days before they beat Italy in the final of the Euros, the game will still go ahead. BBC and ITV’s pre-match analysis of the semi-final will consist of ‘can you believe we beat Denmark’ in the… Read more »
A fantastic contest, the game between Spain and Italy was played at a quicker tempo than an EDM song stuck on fast forward. Dominant for the majority of the match Spain committed more passes than a fed up single woman scrolling through her dating apps. Highlights from the energy sapping and engrossing head-to-head included Simon… Read more »
WWN has have moved the England ‘It’s Coming Home’ Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it has been in decades to 12 midnight, and total England major tournament victory. Although the chances of England winning the Euros remains a distant and improbable threat, it would be foolish to not prepare for… Read more »
WWN SPORT has always upheld the highest standards in its regular Euros round ups. The content is beyond reproach and the staff here at WWN Sport would never dream of doing anything to damage the hard earned reputation this publication enjoys around the world, which is why you’d be really helping me out if you… Read more »
THERE has been considerable puzzlement among Everton supporters as they face into day one with a manager whose mystery 6 year absence from the game remains a mystery. “He must have been one of the most in demand managers in the world after the job he did at Valencia, but then nothing, just disappeared for… Read more »
AS THE WAVE of euphoria from England’s 2-0 victory dies down, for many the pain of defeat remains severe and heartbreaking in nature. “Our boys deserved better than that, we was robbed,” shared Dave, a diehard and proud English skinhead, who doesn’t think he’ll recover from seeing his beloved Germany dumped out of the tournament…. Read more »
IT WAS a frustrating watch at 5pm as TV directors insisted on showing football during the popular ‘Shots Of David Beckham and Ed Sheeran In The Crowd’ TV show. All credit to Gareth Southgate, he did it against all odds, he made beating Germany 2-0 look mind numbingly boring. Possibly the only thing more devoid… Read more »
YET ANOTHER day of a disappointing action in a dreary sleep-inducing Euros. The 8pm kickoff saw France stroll home easy 3-1 winners for everyone that switched over to Love Island around the 70 minute mark. The only thing worse than Lenglet’s defending for the opening Swiss goal was Xhaka’s haircut. Lenglet will regret filling his… Read more »
SCENES of intense debate are reportedly emanating from the apartment shared by soon-to-be former couple Andrew Farmer and Jess Nealon as they continue to disagree over what should be shown on the 40″ TV this evening, and every night thereafter. “It’s vapid, narcissistic shite full of preened divas with ridiculous hair and tattoos, I’ve no… Read more »
PLAYED in the 30 degree heat of Budapest, the conditions for Netherlands and Czech Republic’s last 16 tie were hotter than the skin of a slumbering Irish man on holidays who was left out on a sun lounger all day. The Czechs refused to go Dutch on the result and by winning 2-0 they caused… Read more »